What do you give the guy who has everything?

Penicillin

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Why doesn't the guy with OCD ever get laid?

Because when he turns his girlfriend on he has to turn her off again three times.

What is white and gold and black and blue?

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What do you give the blonde that has everything?

Penicillin.

What do you give to a man who has everything?

Penicillin