How do I know?

They have already told everybody about 6 times in 5 minutes

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What did the calculus student who failed his test and the guy who got a speed ticket have in common?

They didn't know their limits

How many Dell Service Reps does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know, I am on hold.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How can you tell when the stage is level?

The drummer is drooling equally from both sides of his mouth.

How can you tell if a groom is Polish?

He would be the one with the clean bowling shirt.

6 Jokes More 6 Jokes

Why did the skeleton leave the party?

Because everyone was calling him a bone-head. (I was 6 when I came up with that).

Why did they release Star Wars 4, 5 & 6 before 1, 2 & 3?

Because off sequence, Yoda was.

Everybody Jokes More Everybody Jokes

What is the difference between Saint Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day?

On Saint Patrick's Day everybody wants to be Irish.

Why does Mexico do so poorly in the Olympics?

Because everybody who can run, jump, or swim is already in America.

5 Minute Jokes More 5 Minute Jokes

Who's there ! Arbus ! Arbus who ?

Arbus leaves in 5 minutes

What do you do in 5 minutes that you then suffer for for 9 months?

A school application.