How do you know if a redditor gave money to Bernie Sanders?

Just wait 5 minutes. They'll post about it.

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When Geese fly in a "V" formation, do you know why one side of the "V" is longer?

There's more geese on that side.

How does a woman destroy a mans pride with 4 words?

Is it in yet? How does a man destroy a womans pride with 4 words? I don't know.

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Why did the redditor go to /r/zelda?

To boost his link karma!

How many redditors does it take to screw in a new lightbulb?

Zero. Somebody already did it.

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What is the difference between a guitar player and government bonds?

Government bonds mature over time and earn money

Where do snowmen keep their money ?

In a snowbank !

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Why are redditors so bad at "getting" jokes?

this isn't even a joke... some of y'all are borderline retarded, "I don't get it" is like a given for 50 upvotes around here. If you don't get a joke, just take the L and move on to the next post....

Why do people post missing person posts on Facebook?

Like we're going outside...

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Who is that walking up my driveway?

Anxiety in 3...2...1... knock, knock *sigh* "WAIT A SECOND!" *mumbles* "I need to find pants."

How do you keep idiots waiting?

I'll tell you later

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Why is Bernie Sanders' campaign like Jon Snow?

Game of Thrones spoilers) They're both "dead."

What's the difference between Bernie Sanders and a free lunch?

Bernie Sanders exists.

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How do you know if a redditor gave money to Bernie Sanders?

Just wait 5 minutes. They'll post about it.

Who's there ! Arbus ! Arbus who ?

Arbus leaves in 5 minutes