How do you know if a redditor gave money to Bernie Sanders?

Just wait 5 minutes. They'll post about it.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why does superman have balls of steel?

I wouldn't know, i don't know the canon that well

How much does a birdhouse cost?

I don't know the exact price but I know they're pretty cheep

Redditor Jokes More Redditor Jokes

What do you call a person who steals and is then praised by his/her friends?

A Redditor.

What is a redditors worst nightmare?

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Money Jokes More Money Jokes

What's the difference between a race car and a woman?

One costs a lot of money to maintain, keep running, and give you the results you want. The other has four wheels.

What did the blonde's left leg say to her right leg?

Between the two of us we can make a lot of money.

Post Jokes More Post Jokes

What would a Prius minivan be called?

Post-us

What's the difference between a man who owns a gun and a man who owns a bank?

A man with a gun can rob a bank. A man with a bank can rob the world. (Disclaimer: reword of someone else's post to FB today.)

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

How does a feminist screw in a light bulb?

She doesn't, she just holds it in the socket and waits for the world to revolve around her.

What did the doctor say to the midget waiting in the lobby?

You're just going to have to be a little patient.

Bernie Sanders Jokes More Bernie Sanders Jokes

What did Bernie Sanders say when he found a dead body at a Democratic Party meeting to select candidates and decide policy?

Oh god, a caucus!" cuz he has a new england accent

Why is Bernie Sanders seems like having a long nose?

because AIR IS FREE

5 Minute Jokes More 5 Minute Jokes

What's the difference between a woman and a bowl of ramen noodles?

A bowl of ramen noodles is actually ready in 5 minutes.

Why don't girls like playing dodgeball?

Because we don't like getting hit by balls. 12: *giggles for 5 minutes* You are so my child