How do you know if a redditor gave money to Bernie Sanders?

Just wait 5 minutes. They'll post about it.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What does Marilyn Quayle have in common with Marion Barry?

They've both been known to blow a little dope.

How many pork chops does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't know it's lard to tell.

Redditor Jokes More Redditor Jokes

How do you keep a Redditor busy for hours?

Click Here(http://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/ou62j/howdoyoukeeparedditorbusyforhours/)

Why can't Redditors lose their virginity?

They can never get further than the tip!

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

Where do terrorists store their money?

In the West Bank

When I was young I wanted to date a doctor for money. Can you believe how superficial I was?

Now I would date him for the prescriptions.

Post Jokes More Post Jokes

How do you keep a moron in suspense for 24 hours?

I'll post the answer tomorrow.

What would you call a rock digger's mistake?

A miner infraction! From , posted by

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

What's a blind man doing on a boat?

Waiting for a bus.

What else did I forget?

WHERE IS MY BABY ! Wait, do I have one of those DO I HAVE A BABY !

Bernie Sanders Jokes More Bernie Sanders Jokes

Why is Bernie Sanders challenging his 49 vs 50% loss in Iowa?

I thought he didn't care about the 1%

What does Bernie Sanders say when he gets a haircut?

Remove only the top 1% please.

5 Minute Jokes More 5 Minute Jokes

What's the difference between a school of children and a terrorist camp?

I don't know, I just fly the drone Edit/apology: My friend said this to me, I thought I should share with you all, he said that I could post it here. 5 minutes later he told me he found it on reddit.... I'm sorry all.

Why are you all so excited it's Friday?

Monday will be here in 5 minutes.