What is the difference between a guitar player and government bonds?

Government bonds mature over time and earn money

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Tigger and Pooh?

I've never smeared tigger on my face

What's the difference between a viola and a coffin?

With a coffin, the dead person is on the inside.

Mature Jokes More Mature Jokes

Why women mature faster than men?

Because men start growing breasts only after 40 years old.

What's the difference between men and government bonds?

Bonds mature.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What do you call a symphony where everyone plays at the same time instead of taking turns?

An chestra.

Why did the cab driver did not get time for his family?

Because he was Uber busy.

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

How about the No Bucket Challenge?

Basically you just give a charity some money and don't tell anyone about it.

What do you call a condom full of money?

Johnny Cash.

Government Bond Jokes More Government Bond Jokes

Whats the difference between a man and a government bond?

The bond matures.

What's the difference between a government bond and a man?

The bond matures.*

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Why did the scarecrow earn an achievement award?

He was outstanding in his field

How does a fencer earn their karma?

Ripostes.