What is the difference between a guitar player and government bonds?

Government bonds mature over time and earn money

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between an "Ooh" and an "Aah"?

About 5 inches.

What's the difference between a tribe of clever pygmies and a girls' track team?

One is a group of cunning runts.

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What's the difference between a guitar player and a savings bond?

Eventually the savings bond will mature and begin to earn money.

What's the difference between men and government bonds?

Bonds mature.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

Why was the Texan afraid of the clock?

Because it reminded him that time was moving forward.

What has eight arms and tells the time?

A clocktopus Shoutout to the popper from my Xmas dinner

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

What kind of money do fishermen make ?

Net profits !

Why'd the chicken cross The Road?

Because he wasn't paid the money he deserved.

Government Bond Jokes More Government Bond Jokes

What is the difference between a guitar player and government bonds?

Government bonds mature over time and earn money

Whats the difference between a man and a government bond?

The bond matures.

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Why did the scarecrow earn a promotion?

Because it was outstanding in its field

Who earns a living driving their customers away?

A taxi driver