Government Bond Jokes

Whats the difference between a man and a government bond?

The bond matures.

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What is the difference between a guitar player and government bonds?

Government bonds mature over time and earn money

What's the difference between a government bond and a man?

The bond matures.*

What's the difference between men and government bonds?

Bonds mature.

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poop.

What's the difference between men and government bonds?

Bonds mature.

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How many times does a woman laugh after you tell her a joke?

Three. When you tell it to her, then when you explain it to her, and then when she gets it.

What time is it when planes start dropping engines?

Shedding season

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Why are men like blenders?

You need one but you're not quite sure why.

What happens when the man shakes?

The windows milk shake!

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What's the difference between children and Isis?

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How did Metallica get their band name?

They Bonded over lunch.

Why did helium get into a fight with neon?

They can't bond with each other, no matter how hard they try.

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Why shouldn't you carry two half dollars in your pocket?

Because two halves make a whole (hole) and you could lose your money.

How much money does the Government pay people with autistic disorder?

Enough to buy a computer that can play League of Legends.

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What's the fastest way to earn money as a photographer?

By selling your camera.

What's the difference between a guitar player and a savings bond?

Eventually the savings bond will mature and begin to earn money.

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Whats the difference between a man and a government bond?

The bond matures.

What's the difference between a government bond and a man?

The bond matures.*