Government Bond Jokes

Whats the difference between a man and a government bond?

The bond matures.

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What is the difference between a guitar player and government bonds?

Government bonds mature over time and earn money

What's the difference between a government bond and a man?

The bond matures.*

What's the difference between men and government bonds?

Bonds mature.

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Whats the difference between a man and a government bond?

The bond matures.

What's the difference between a government bond and a man?

The bond matures.*

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Why did the scarecrow earn an achievement award?

He was outstanding in his field

What's the fastest way to earn money as a photographer?

By selling your camera.

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What did one frog say to the other frog?

Time's fun when you're having flies.

Why do you hate me?

me any time someone tells me I have to sleep on a futon

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Who's there ! Bond ! Bond who ?

Bond to succeed !

What is 007's favorite subject at school?

Chemistry, because he knows a lot about bonds!

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What's the difference between England and a cup of tea?

The teabag stays in the cup longer.

Whats the difference between a USB and the USA?

One has standards.

Mature Jokes More Mature Jokes

What is a Mature man who likes young women?

An Inmate

What's the difference between a drummer and publicly traded stock?

Publicly traded stock will mature and make money.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What should you give a man who has everything?

A. A woman to show him how to work it.

Why did the man sleep under the tractor?

Because he wanted to wake up oily.

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

What's a Catholic's favorite way to send money?

PayPal

Why didn't the lawyer monkey make any money?

Because he did all his work pro bonobo