Government Bond Jokes

Whats the difference between a man and a government bond?

The bond matures.

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What is the difference between a guitar player and government bonds?

Government bonds mature over time and earn money

What's the difference between a government bond and a man?

The bond matures.*

What's the difference between men and government bonds?

Bonds mature.

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What's the difference between a government bond and a man?

The bond matures.*

Whats the difference between a man and a government bond?

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Bernadette!

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A margarita hits the spot every time!

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What is the difference between a guitar player and government bonds?

Government bonds mature over time and earn money

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A mutual fund will eventually mature and make money

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What time is our movie tonight?

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How old?

Woman: "Thanks, she's 34 weeks. Do you have the time " Me: "Sure, it's 972 minutes past midnight."

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One is a Snack Cracker and the other is a Crack Snacker!!

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Why don't Bond villains feel cold in the winter?

Because they dress in lairs.

What's the difference between men and government bonds?

Bonds mature.