What's the fastest way to earn money as a photographer?

By selling your camera.

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How much do cosmetics sell for?

Face value.

What do you call a restaurant that sells food that contains weed?

McBongald's

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Who else does this?

1. wets toothbrush 2. puts toothpaste on toothbrush 3. wets toothbrush again 4. does backflip on to huge pile of money

Where do bees keep their money?

In a honey box.

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Why are condoms like cameras?

they both capture the moment.

Who does he shoot first?

The bystander with the camera.

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Why do you never see any Stormtroopers as photographers?

They always miss the shot

What job pays you to shoot people but not harm them?

A photographer.

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What's the fastest way to end an Iraqi bingo game?

A:Call B52

What's the fastest way to ruin free pie?

Put the word 'gluten' at the beginning

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What's the stupidest, most useless comment that can still earn you some karma?

This

What's the difference between a guitar player and a savings bond?

Eventually the savings bond will mature and begin to earn money.