What's the fastest way to earn money as a photographer?

By selling your camera.

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How do you sell chocolate to a deaf/foreign person?

WOULD YOU LIKE TO BUY SOME CHOCOLATE?!

Why did the hacker start selling his services?

So he could make his 4Chan.

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What's a Catholic's favorite way to send money?

PayPal

Where do Eskimos keep their money?

In snowbanks.

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What does a camera have in common with a condom?

They both capture that special moment.

What's the best way to ward off ghosts?

To which I replied: "a camera."

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Why did the photographer get arrested?

He was charged with shooting kids and framing the parents.

Why are photographers always so depressed?

Because they always focus on the negatives.

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What's the fastest way to ruin free pie?

Put the word 'gluten' at the beginning

What's the fastest way to lose a few pounds?

Exit the European Union.

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Why is it easy to talk to people who earn little pay?

Because they make cents!

What's the difference between a guitar player and a savings bond?

Eventually the savings bond will mature and begin to earn money.