What's the fastest way to earn money as a photographer?

By selling your camera.

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What is a hypocrite?

An atheist writer praying his book will sell.

How do you sell chocolate to a deaf/foreign person?

WOULD YOU LIKE TO BUY SOME CHOCOLATE?!

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Why should you never take a swordfish out to dinner?

Because you'll get stuck with the bill, and if you don't have money to pay the restaurant will call the cods on you. Fin.

Where do stoners keep their money?

In a joint account

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How do you silence a group of women?

Bring out your camera.

How do you know that Keira Knightley doesn't exist?

A: Because the camera adds 10 pounds.

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Why are photographers always so depressed?

Because they always focus on the negatives.

What did the photographer say when he retired?

I can't take it anymore!"

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What's the fastest way to a man's heart?

A. Through his chest with a sharp knife.

What's the fastest way to make your trousers fall down?

Lusain Belt

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What's the difference between a guitar player and a savings bond?

Eventually the savings bond will mature and begin to earn money.

What must a vampire earn to learn to fly?

His red wings.