Photographer Jokes

Why was the photographer arested?

Indecent exposure.

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Why do you never see any Stormtroopers as photographers?

They always miss the shot

What job pays you to shoot people but not harm them?

A photographer.

Why did the photographer get arrested?

He was charged with shooting kids and framing the parents.

What did the photographer say when he retired?

I can't take it anymore!"

Why did the programmer get a job at the photographers?

They needed a developer.

Why are photographers always so depressed?

Because they always focus on the negatives.

What's the fastest way to earn money as a photographer?

By selling your camera.

Why is it best to ask photographers personal questions at night?

X-post r/photography) Because they open up when it gets dark.

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After putting them in a dark room, you have to wait for the photograph to fully develop.

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Imp-Patient!

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Why was the programmer unhappy at his job?

He wanted arrays. It had to be reiterated several times before it was sorted out.

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Why do we live in a society where pizza arrives faster than police do?

Because the pizza guy has consequences for not doing his job correctly. "Oh damn, shots fired!" But not by the pizza guy.

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What was he charged with?

Indie-cent exposure.

Why did the robot get the electric chair?

Because he was charged with battery.