What did the photographer say when he retired?

I can't take it anymore!"

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What's the difference between an orphan home and a terrorists' boot camp?

I don't know. I'm retiring next month.

What does a retired hairdresser and a bar of platinum have in common?

They both plat no more.

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Why was the photographer arested?

Indecent exposure.

What job pays you to shoot people but not harm them?

A photographer.