What do you call a fly when it retires?

A flew. BUH DUM TSS! No Alright.. I'll see myself out.

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What's the difference between Donald and a piece of fruit?

Oranges have thick skin. Let the downvotes fly, people! You've only got one! Edit: Did not expect this joke to get this good of a reception. Thanks, guys!

What's the difference between a Syrian school and a terrorist camp?

I don't know, I'm just flying the drone

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Why did the tire pop?

Because it retired.

What's a shy and retiring accountant?

An accountant who is half a million shy and that's why he's retiring.