What do you call a fly when it retires?

A flew. BUH DUM TSS! No Alright.. I'll see myself out.

Previous Random Joke Next

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What do you call someone who crashes flying dinosaurs into buildings?

A pterrorist

Why is Peter Pan always flying?

Because he Neverlands.

Retire Jokes More Retire Jokes

Why did the Computer Engineer retire young?

He had a lot of cache.

What do you call people so good at their jobs, they retire because they did everything?

The mythbusters and ghostbusters.