Why can't truck drivers ever fully retire?

Because they can only semi retire.

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What do you call a fly when it retires?

A flew. BUH DUM TSS! No Alright.. I'll see myself out.

What was Bob the Builder called after he retired?

Bob.

Truck Jokes More Truck Jokes

What is the first thing off the truck at a trailer fire?

A: Lawn chair.

How much does a truck made of light weigh?

Photons

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How Am I Driving' sign* Panics Hello?

There's a problem. Your driver doesn't understand how he's driving

What did the New York Salmon say to the driver?

I'm swimming here!