Why can't truck drivers ever fully retire?

Because they can only semi retire.

Previous Random Joke Next

Retire Jokes More Retire Jokes

What Do You Call Bob The Builder When He Retires?

Bob.

What do you call people so good at their jobs, they retire because they did everything?

The mythbusters and ghostbusters.

Truck Jokes More Truck Jokes

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies?

You can't use a pitchfork on the bowling balls.

What is the best way to get over a guy/girl?

Truck.

Driver Jokes More Driver Jokes

What's worse than being stuck in traffic behind a driver that's vaping?

Realizing that your being intently watched for your reaction to their sic clouds - BEST RECOGNIZE!

What do you think you're doing driving through that intersection fifty miles an hour?

Driver: My brakes don't work so I was rushing home before I had an accident.