Why can't truck drivers ever fully retire?

Because they can only semi retire.

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What do you call people so good at their jobs, they retire because they did everything?

The mythbusters and ghostbusters.

What did the circus owner say to the human-cannonball when the he wanted to retire?

How will I ever find another performer of your caliber? (Source: a dad on thanksgiving)

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What u call 10 black people in the back of a truck?

A good days hunting.

Why did the baby drop its rattle?

It got hit by a truck

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How can you say you don't have any outstanding tickets?

Driver: They're all in the glove compartment.

Why was the driver fired from the destruction derby?

He was accused of wreckless driving.