Why can't truck drivers ever fully retire?

Because they can only semi retire.

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What did Arnold Schwarzenegger do after he retired?

He became an ex-terminator!

What Do You Call Bob The Builder When He Retires?

Bob.

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Why did the baby drop its rattle?

It got hit by a truck

Why don't nice people ride the train?

Because they're usually found on trucks.

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What did the New York Salmon say to the driver?

I'm swimming here!

Why did nVidia built the first self-driving car?

on all conditions) Because their drivers keep crashing.