Why can't truck drivers ever fully retire?

Because they can only semi retire.

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Retire Jokes More Retire Jokes

What are you going to do with your time, now that you're retired?

I'm going to finish my book." "I didn't know you were writing a book." "I'm not, I'm reading one."

What did the retires baker say to the Dough on the table?

I don't knead you anymore.

Truck Jokes More Truck Jokes

What do you call a dragqueen in a truck?

A Transporter

What do you get if you play a country music song backwards?

You get your wife back. Your house back. Your truck back. Your dog back...

Driver Jokes More Driver Jokes

When I see a "How am I driving?

sticker, I want to take the driver in my arms and tell them that I too have questions about my existence

What are you doing, idiot?

me, to other drivers on the road "What are you doing, idiot " me, to myself, in all other situations