Why can't truck drivers ever fully retire?

Because they can only semi retire.

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Retire Jokes More Retire Jokes

What did the retires baker say to the Dough on the table?

I don't knead you anymore.

What did the circus owner say to the human-cannonball when the he wanted to retire?

How will I ever find another performer of your caliber? (Source: a dad on thanksgiving)

Truck Jokes More Truck Jokes

What do you call a dragqueen in a truck?

A Transporter

Why did the boy drop his icecream?

He was hit by a truck.

Driver Jokes More Driver Jokes

How Am I Driving' sign* Panics Hello?

There's a problem. Your driver doesn't understand how he's driving

What are you doing, idiot?

me, to other drivers on the road "What are you doing, idiot " me, to myself, in all other situations