Washed up.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
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How will I ever find another performer of your caliber? (Source: a dad on thanksgiving)
Because they can only semi retire.
Bob.
To live in a motor home
They both plat no more.
He had a lot of cache.
I can't take it anymore!"
Pat
I don't know. I'm retiring next month.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
They seem to just disappear.
Because it retired.
I'm going to finish my book." "I didn't know you were writing a book." "I'm not, I'm reading one."
The mythbusters and ghostbusters.
A flew. BUH DUM TSS! No Alright.. I'll see myself out.
I don't knead you anymore.
An accountant who is half a million shy and that's why he's retiring.
Plastic Surgeon. Japanese accent "Rax on, Rax off"
He became an ex-terminator!
1. Acquitted 2. Fired, retired or expired
The Marines. When they retire, they're corvettes.
Bob
What did the sphinx say when he found out the pharaoh caught him up in a pyramid scheme Egypt me!
Because he did not want to be part of a pyramid scheme
THESE are the brakes!
sticker, I want to take the driver in my arms and tell them that I too have questions about my existence
Someone who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is dog.
A: The bulbs IN and it's staying IN!
SWV (sisters with voices)
Progressive
You can only 'ran' it's past tents.
She always ran away from the ball
Llamanated
A Daeshboard
Dad: "Can I see your report card, son?" Son: "I don't have it." Dad: "Why?" Son: "I gave it to my friend. He wanted to scare his parents."
Because it was a freight!