Washed up.
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How will I ever find another performer of your caliber? (Source: a dad on thanksgiving)
Because they can only semi retire.
Bob.
To live in a motor home
They both plat no more.
He had a lot of cache.
I can't take it anymore!"
Pat
I don't know. I'm retiring next month.
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They seem to just disappear.
Because it retired.
I'm going to finish my book." "I didn't know you were writing a book." "I'm not, I'm reading one."
The mythbusters and ghostbusters.
A flew. BUH DUM TSS! No Alright.. I'll see myself out.
I don't knead you anymore.
An accountant who is half a million shy and that's why he's retiring.
Plastic Surgeon. Japanese accent "Rax on, Rax off"
He became an ex-terminator!
1. Acquitted 2. Fired, retired or expired
The Marines. When they retire, they're corvettes.
They just work it out with a pencil!
To get to 10.
The sound of the dog screaming at 8000 feet gets to you after a while.
Out, out, damned Spot!
Ellen Pao Oh k lol stay out.
Afresh air freak.
Because oct 31 = dec 25
Because it'll gobble up everything.
A 401(K-9).
Collecting stocks and bonds.
Anyway you want. Concrete doesn't break easily.
Now I would date him for the prescriptions.
They don't want to!
Because they've been lied to all their lives about how long "8" inches is.
Because baggers can't be choosers,
One is made of plastic and poses a suffocation hazard to small children. The other one contains newspapers.