What is a Mathematician specializing in absolute numbers called?

A Sith.

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Why do mathematicians hate the U.S.?

Because it's indivisible.

How do mathematicians scold their children?

If I've told you n times, I've told you n+1 times ..."

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Which bounty hunter specializes in tracking elves?

Jingle Fett

What do you call the corner of the market that specializes in philosophy?

A Nietzsche market!

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Why couldn't Obi-Wan calculate the volume of Bespin from the ideal gas law?

Only a Sith deals in absolutes

Why was there a dyslexic stormtrooper?

Sith happens.