What do you call a Sith lord who refuses to fight?

A sithy.

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What do you call a Mexican wrestler that only fights during his 12:00 break?

A lunchador.

Why did nobody in the Orlando nightclub fight back?

They weren't thinking straight.

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What did the feminist Jedi say to Darth Tyrannus?

Check your Force privileges, Sith Lord!"

How many sith lords does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They like it on the dark side.

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What do people who refuse to fight use as weapons?

Their pacifists

What do you call it when you refuse to do core workouts?

Abstinence.

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What did Obi-Wan Kenobi say to the guy at the liquor store?

Only a Sith deals in Absolut.

Why couldn't Obi-Wan calculate the volume of Bespin from the ideal gas law?

Only a Sith deals in absolutes