Why couldn't Obi-Wan calculate the volume of Bespin from the ideal gas law?

Only a Sith deals in absolutes

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Why don't Jedi mathematicians use the absolute value function?

Because only a Sith deals in absolutes.

What do short people call something that's too high up?

Absolute zero, because it's impossible to reach

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Why did no one like the Eskimo accountant?

Because he was cold and calculating.

How would you describe the typical Inuit mathematician?

Cold and calculating.

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I saw a nice stereo on Craigslist for $1. Seller says the volume is stuck on ‘high’

I couldn’t turn it down.

What is the volume of a pizza of thickness A and radius Z?

PI Z Z A

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Why couldn't Obi-Wan calculate the volume of Bespin from the ideal gas law?

Only a Sith deals in absolutes

Why did Luke Skywalker bluff in a game of poker?

He heard Obi-Wan in his head saying Out, I shall let myself.

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Why don't the jedi drink vodka?

Because only the Sith deal in absolut

Why don't Jedi Knights use the Kelvin scale?

Only a Sith deals in absolutes.

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Why don't the jedi drink vodka?

Because only the Sith deal in absolut

What's a Jedi's favorite brand of vodka?

Skyy. Only Sith deal in Absolut.