What did Obi-wan say to Skywalker the first time he saw him as Darth Vader?

snickering) Nice suit, must have cost you an ...

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What's Darth Vader's least favorite temperature?

Luke warm. im sorry

Why did Darth Vader get suspended from the Police?

He was under investigation for excessive use of Force

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What costs you a fortune and leaves you in tears a year and a half later?

Not cancer, but my relationship that just ended today!

What are your thoughts on new soup technology?

I say Progresso at any cost.

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Why couldn't Obi-Wan calculate the volume of Bespin from the ideal gas law?

Only a Sith deals in absolutes

What would Obi Wan be called if he were Mexican?

Obi Juan Kenobi.

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How's Skywalker?

Han: He was nearly frozen when I found him. Leia: And, now Han: Lukewarm. Leia: ... Han: Hehehe

What do you call God in StarWars?

A Skywalker

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What was Hamlet screaming when running around a circle ?

2(pi)r or not 2(pi)r....(snicker)

What does the snicker say to the other snicker?

DEEZ NUTZ, Ha! Goteem!