What did Obi-wan say to Skywalker the first time he saw him as Darth Vader?

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Why didn't Darth Vader make it as a stand up comic?

Fans thought his sense of humor was a little too on the dark side.

What do you call a man whose wife was the Queen, his daughter a Princess and his boss an Emperor, but he himself is no royal?

Darth Vader.

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What's the difference between my virginity and the Apple Airphones?

Losing my virginity wouldn't cost me as much.

What's the difference between beer nut and deer nuts?

Beer nuts will cost you about $1.25. Deer nuts are under a buck.

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What would Obi Wan be called if he were Mexican?

Obi Juan Kenobi.

Why couldn't Obi-Wan calculate the volume of Bespin from the ideal gas law?

Only a Sith deals in absolutes

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What do you call a flying Jedi?

A skywalker. (I'm really sorry)

What did Obe Wan say to Skywalker when he was teaching him table manners?

Use the forks Luke.

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Why do women like Ryan Gosling?

Because he is always Gosling around..... A co-worker snickered so I figued share.

Why do they print nutritional information on Snickers bars?

If you don't know candy is bad for you, what are the chances you can read