What did Obi-wan say to Skywalker the first time he saw him as Darth Vader?

snickering) Nice suit, must have cost you an ...

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Which boxer did Darth Vader put his money on in the fight?

The Thai fighter

Why is Darth Vader's helmet so phallic?

because when they hid Luke & Leia from him, they removed his force kin.

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What are your thoughts on new soup technology?

I say Progresso at any cost.

How much does Canada cost?

Nothing. It's a free country.

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Why did Luke Skywalker bluff in a game of poker?

He heard Obi-Wan in his head saying Out, I shall let myself.

Why couldn't Obi-Wan calculate the volume of Bespin from the ideal gas law?

Only a Sith deals in absolutes

Skywalker Jokes More Skywalker Jokes

How's Skywalker?

Han: He was nearly frozen when I found him. Leia: And, now Han: Lukewarm. Leia: ... Han: Hehehe

What is a Skywalker's preferred temperature?

Lukewarm. I'll show myself out.

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Why do women like Ryan Gosling?

Because he is always Gosling around..... A co-worker snickered so I figued share.

What does the snicker say to the other snicker?

DEEZ NUTZ, Ha! Goteem!