What did Obi-wan say to Skywalker the first time he saw him as Darth Vader?

snickering) Nice suit, must have cost you an ...

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Darth Vader Jokes More Darth Vader Jokes

What's the difference between Darth Vader and Tom Brady?

Darth Vader probably gets high fived

Why was Darth Vader so upset?

He was looking for the Rebels in Aldeerwrong places...

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What are your thoughts on new soup technology?

I say Progresso at any cost.

What is the cost of plastic surgery?

Doctor: It is near about 10,000$. Patient: Well, what if we arrange the plastic

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What would Obi Wan be called if he were Mexican?

Obi Juan Kenobi.

Why couldn't Obi-Wan calculate the volume of Bespin from the ideal gas law?

Only a Sith deals in absolutes

Skywalker Jokes More Skywalker Jokes

What do you call a flying Jedi?

A skywalker. (I'm really sorry)

What do you call God in StarWars?

A Skywalker

Snicker Jokes More Snicker Jokes

What's the difference between a Snickers and my girlfriend?

Snickers satisfies.

What does the snicker say to the other snicker?

DEEZ NUTZ, Ha! Goteem!