What are your thoughts on new soup technology?

I say Progresso at any cost.

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Thought Jokes More Thought Jokes

Where's the most racist place to focus one's thoughts?

Inward

What did the blanket say when he fell off the bed?

Aw sheet! One of my favorite, cheesiest jokes of all time. Thought it would be a good first post to Reddit!

Cost Jokes More Cost Jokes

How much does it cost a pirate to get his ear pierced?

A buccaneer.

What does it cost for a pirate to get his ear pierced?

A buck-an-ear