What are your thoughts on new soup technology?

I say Progresso at any cost.

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Thought Jokes More Thought Jokes

What is mitosis?

Those are the things on the ends of my feetsis. Thought of this during my last bio exam.

Where's the most racist place to focus one's thoughts?

Inward

Cost Jokes More Cost Jokes

What's the difference between beer nut and deer nuts?

Beer nuts will cost you about $1.25. Deer nuts are under a buck.

What does it cost a pirate to get his ear pierced?

about a Buccaneer (buck-an-ear) yuck...yuck...yuck