What are your thoughts on new soup technology?

I say Progresso at any cost.

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What do you get when offering a blonde a penny for her thoughts?

A: Change.

Where's the nearest cycle path you meant?

Thought you said psychopath.

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What costs you more the less you spend on it?

A divorce lawyer.

What do women and the stock market have in common?

If you don't pull out in time, it will cost you a lot of money. My boss said he made this up on the spot yesterday. Never heard it before so I figured I'd post it.