Why did the man get dumber after he fixed the potholes in the road?

Because he re-tarred it.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What's the difference between a man on a unicycle wearing a tuxedo and a man on a bicycle wearing a tank top?

Attire.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leafs?

Russel

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why didn't the bicycle cross the road?

he was two-tired...

What part of the road is always crying?

A: The breakdown lane.

Fix Jokes More Fix Jokes

How does a white lady fix a flat tire?

She buys a new car.

What does getting pregnant and locking your car keys in your car have in common?

They can both be fixed with a coat hanger.

Pothole Jokes More Pothole Jokes

Where do stoner cars store their weed?

In potholes.

Why did the man get dumber after he fixed the potholes in the road?

Because he re-tarred it.