Why did the man get dumber after he fixed the potholes in the road?

Because he re-tarred it.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do men and Subway have in common?

They both exaggerate the length.

What happened to the man who died from drinking Shellac?

He had a *lovely finish*.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

What kind of vehicle swerved to miss a talking lizard in the road?

Dodged-a-Rango

Why did the atoms cross the road?

It was time to split.

Fix Jokes More Fix Jokes

Why did the welder put on a scuba tank?

Someone's got to fix this sub.

What do you need to fix it?

Asparagus. (A spare, I guess)

Pothole Jokes More Pothole Jokes

Where do stoner cars store their weed?

In potholes.

Why did the man get dumber after he fixed the potholes in the road?

Because he re-tarred it.