Why did the medium cross the road?

To get to the other side.

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Why did the pop punk chicken cross the road?

To get out of this town.

Why did Kelly Clarkson cross the road?

Because of you.

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Why did the lollipop cross the road?

Cause it was stuck to the chicken. I heard that on the radio today. I LOLed.

What do you get when you cross a Swedish tennis pro, a computer virus, and an insatiable hunger for mort flesh?

Cyborg Bjorn Borg hosting smorgasbords at the morgue.

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Why are there school shootings?

Mr.Garrison: "Let's start the day with a world news question. Why are there school shootings?" The media: "Violent video games?" Mr.Garrison: "Okay, now lets try to get an answer from someone who's not a complete retard.

Why does the media always call a stabbing incident a "violent" stabbing incident?

Is it possible to stab someone non-violently