Why did Eeyore cross the road?

To get to the other... *sigh*

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Why did the Libertarian Cross the Road?

None of your Damn Business. Am I being detained?

Why did the black guy cross the road?

He heard there was chicken on the other side!

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Why did EA cross the road?

The punchline for this joke is 0.99$

What do you get when you cross an Arab with a Mexican?

A: Oil of Ole'

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Who's the biggest player in the Hundred Acre Wood?

Eeyore, he's always chasing that tail.

Why did Eeyore cross the road?

To get to the other... *sigh*