Why did Eeyore cross the road?

To get to the other... *sigh*

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Why didn't Stalin look both ways before he crossed the road?

He was rushin'

Why did the snail cross the road ?

It is not clear yet , let it cross the road first. Update : It has been confirmed that it was to meet the Chicken who crossed the road earlier.

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What do you get when you cross an agnostic, an insomniac, and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer ?

A brick-layer !

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Why did Eeyore cross the road?

To get to the other... *sigh*

Who's the biggest player in the Hundred Acre Wood?

Eeyore, he's always chasing that tail.