Why did Eeyore cross the road?

To get to the other... *sigh*

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Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?

Because he had no guts.

Why did the salad cross the road?

To get away from the PETA convention.

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What do you get when you cross a sheltie and a cantaloupe?

A melon collie.

What do you get if you cross a telephone with an iron?

A smooth operator!

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Why did Eeyore cross the road?

To get to the other... *sigh*

Who's the biggest player in the Hundred Acre Wood?

Eeyore, he's always chasing that tail.