Why did Eeyore cross the road?

To get to the other... *sigh*

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Why Did The Tiger Cross The Road?

Because there wasn't a Zebra crossing Sorry, my 5 year old son made me post this

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the dirt, then cross back over?

Because he's a dirty double crosser.

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What do you get if you cross a snake and a hotdog ?

A fangfurter !sna

What do you get if you cross a moth with a firefly?

An insect that can find its way around a dark closet.

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Why did Eeyore cross the road?

To get to the other... *sigh*

Who's the biggest player in the Hundred Acre Wood?

Eeyore, he's always chasing that tail.