Why did Eeyore cross the road?

To get to the other... *sigh*

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Why did the Chinese chicken cross the road?

The eggrolled

Why did the bodybuilder stop in the middle of the road?

They ran out of juice!

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What do you get if you cross a bag of snakes and a cupboard of food ?

Snakes and Larders !sna

Why did Adele cross the road?

To say Hello from the other side. I called you a million times.

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Why did Eeyore cross the road?

To get to the other... *sigh*

Who's the biggest player in the Hundred Acre Wood?

Eeyore, he's always chasing that tail.