Why did the salad cross the road?

To get away from the PETA convention.

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Why did the elephant cross the road ?

Because the chicken was having a day off !

Why did the snail cross the road ?

It is not clear yet , let it cross the road first. Update : It has been confirmed that it was to meet the Chicken who crossed the road earlier.

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Why did the salmon cross the road?

To get to the front page

Why did the chickens cross the road?

Because they were Turkish.

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Why are so many people obese these days?

Because burgers are$.99 and salads are $4.99

What did the salad say as it was thrown into jail?

Lettuce Go!"