Why did the salad cross the road?

To get away from the PETA convention.

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

Because it was too chicken!

What's the difference between a dead cat and a dead lawyer on the road?

The dead cat has skid marks around it.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the chickens cross the border?

Because they were Turkish.

What does the hot dog say when it crosses the finish line?

I'm the wiener!

Salad Jokes More Salad Jokes

What do you call a room full of comatose people?

A salad.

What should I wear?

Mr. Salad asks. She replies, "It doesn't matter to me, just be well dressed."