Why did the salad cross the road?

To get away from the PETA convention.

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the fallen child cross the road?

Believing that one day, the chicken will cross the road, it fills you with determination.

Why did the chicken nugget cross the road?

To see the chicken strip!!!

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a vampire with a snail?

I don't know but it would slow him down.

What would you get if you crossed a skunk with a type of Easter candy?

Smelly beans!

Salad Jokes More Salad Jokes

Why did the tomato turn red?

Because it saw the salad dressing

What did the salad wearing a tuxedo say?

I feel a bit overdressed."