Why did the lettuce blush?

Because he saw the salad dressing

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Dress Jokes More Dress Jokes

What did one tonsil say to the other?

Get dressed a doctor is taking us out to night.

Why did the stupid boy put clothes on the valentines he was sending?

Because they needed to be ad-dressed!

Salad Jokes More Salad Jokes

What kind of amphibian is in charge of the salad bar?

a salad-manager

What should I wear?

Mr. Salad asks. She replies, "It doesn't matter to me, just be well dressed."