Why did the lettuce blush?

Because he saw the salad dressing

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What does Oedipus the king's mother wear under her dress?

Q: what does Oedipus the king's mother wear under her dress? A: a Freudian slip

What do you call a robot dressed in drag?

A transition metal.

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What is Shaun Morgan's favorite food?

Seether salad

Why did the tomato turn red?

Because it saw the salad dressing