How do you catch a rabbit?

You hide in a field and make carrot noises.

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Why did the cow win a Nobel Prize?

Because he was out standing in his field.

Why was the corn farmer paranoid?

Because the field has ears.

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Whatever's the matter ?

asked her mother. 'I don't know' replied Mary 'but the teacher thinks I may have caught decimals.'

Why are black people afraid of motorcycles?

They'd get caught in the chain.

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Why don't lawyers play hide-and-seek?

Nobody will look for them.

Why did the elephant paint his toenails red ?

So he could hide in the cherry tree !

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What job do rabbits at hotels have?

Bellhop.

Why do rabbits make good mathematicians?

Because they're constantly multiplying!