How do you catch a rabbit?

You hide in a field and make carrot noises.

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Field Jokes More Field Jokes

What's the difference between Tom Brady and Ben Roethlisberger?

Tom wants his balls illegally deflated on the field and Ben wants that off the field.

Why did the scare crow get a raise?

Because he was outstanding in his field. Annnnd you all have cancer now.

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Why was the World Trade Center in a hurry?

It had a plane to catch.

Why did it take so long to find the bodies of the black firefighters after the building they were in caught fire and collapsed?

Cause the building collapsed, duh.

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How do you protect yourself from ghosts?

Hide in the living room.

What do you call a skeleton in a closet?

The hide and seek champion.

Rabbit Jokes More Rabbit Jokes

Why are rabbits like calculators?

They both multiply a lot.

What do you get if you genetically crossed a rabbit and an oyster?

A Nobel Prize