How do you catch a rabbit?

You hide in a field and make carrot noises.

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Field Jokes More Field Jokes

What did the cow is standing all alone in a field say?

Where are the udders? (Thanks to my three boys for that one!)

What is the definition of a farmer?

Someone who is outstanding in his field. Credit: Laffy Taffy

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Why was the tired criminal delighted when he was caught by the police?

Because he needed *arrest*!!!

How do you catch a green elephant?

Paint him red and catch him with the red elephant trap.

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Why did the baby squirrel wear a diaper?

To hide his nuts!!

Why did the elephant paint his toenails red ?

So he could hide in the cherry tree !

Rabbit Jokes More Rabbit Jokes

What do you call ten rabbits walking backwards?

A receding HARE line!

What do you call a guy with a rabbit up his arse?

Warren