What do you call ten rabbits walking backwards?

A receding HARE line!

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Hare Jokes More Hare Jokes

What did the magician say when he made his rabbit disappear?

Hare today gone tomorrow.

Why did the bald man put a rabbit on his head?

Because he wanted a head of hare (hair).

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What do old men and the Niagara Falls have in common?

Just receding.

What do you call a group of rabbits walking backward?

A receding hareline.

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Why do Iraqi police officers walk in threes?

The first knows how to read the second knows how to write and the third is to keep an eye on the two intellectuals.

What is the difference between walking a dog in America and China?

The spelling.

Rabbit Jokes More Rabbit Jokes

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rabbit?

A dead rabbit with a big hole.

Why don't rabbits like beer?

Because it messes with their hops

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What do you call eight rabbits walking backwards together?

A receding hare-line.

What do you call 100 rabbits walking backwards?

A receding hare line.