What do you call it when one rabbit challenges another rabbit to hop across a forty-yard canyon?

A hare dare.

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What happens when a magician gets mad?

He rips out his hare!

What do you call ten rabbits walking backwards?

A receding HARE line!

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Why don't rabbits like beer?

Because it messes with their hops

What do you say to a hitchhiking frog ?

Hop in !

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Why do rabbits always get banned from CS:GO?

Because they're always bunny-hopping.

What are you doing there, rabbit?

Rabbit replies "This is a westinghouse, isn't it "

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What do you call a developmentally challenged member of the ruling elite?

An autistocrat.

What does a mentally challenged Time Lord use for travel?

A retardis.

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What do you call it when one rabbit challenges another rabbit to hop across a forty-yard canyon?

A hare dare.

What motivated Hercules to face off against Cerberus?

Alcmene triple-dog-dared him.