What do you call it when one rabbit challenges another rabbit to hop across a forty-yard canyon?

A hare dare.

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Why did the bald man draw rabbits on his head?

A: Because from a distance they looked like hares.

Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head?

Because from a distance, they looked like hare.

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What did the bus conductor say to the frog?

Hop on.

What do you call a bunch of rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hairline.

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What book did the rabbit take on vacation?

One with a hoppy ending.

What do you call a man with a rabbit up his jumper ?

Warren !

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What do you call a mentally challenged lion?

A leotard.

What do you call it when one rabbit challenges another rabbit to hop across a forty-yard canyon?

A hare dare.

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What kind of tree would have the best bark?

Dogwood. Don't you dare judge me, it was on my popsicle stick. :P

What do you call it when one rabbit challenges another rabbit to hop across a forty-yard canyon?

A hare dare.