What do you call it when one rabbit challenges another rabbit to hop across a forty-yard canyon?

A hare dare.

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Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head?

Because from a distance, they looked like hare.

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a water hose?

Hare spray.

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Why do rabbits love beer?

Because it's made of hops.

What did the bus conductor say to the frog?

Hop on.

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When does a rabbit go exactly as fast as a train?

When it's on the train.

What do you call it when one rabbit challenges another rabbit to hop across a forty-yard canyon?

A hare dare.

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What do you call a mentally challenged lion?

A leotard.

What's the difference between a problem and a challenge?

A: A student repsonds, "3 boys + 1 girl = problem. 1 boy + 3 girls = challenge."

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What do you call it when one rabbit challenges another rabbit to hop across a forty-yard canyon?

A hare dare.

What motivated Hercules to face off against Cerberus?

Alcmene triple-dog-dared him.