What do you call it when one rabbit challenges another rabbit to hop across a forty-yard canyon?

A hare dare.

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How is Jerry Sandusky like a tortoise?

He gets there before the hare

What do you call a row of three hares hopping backward?

A receding hare line.

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What are four hundred rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hare line.

What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hare-line.

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How can you tell a rabbit from a skunk?

A skunk uses a cheaper deodorant!

Why did the rabbit have trouble hopping?

Because he always kept one foot in his pocket for good luck!

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What does a mentally challenged Time Lord use for travel?

A retardis.

What did the visually-challenged gentleman say as he walked past the tuna stand at the open air market on a hot summer's day?

Hello ladies. Warm enough for you

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What kind of tree would have the best bark?

Dogwood. Don't you dare judge me, it was on my popsicle stick. :P

What do you call it when one rabbit challenges another rabbit to hop across a forty-yard canyon?

A hare dare.