What did the bus conductor say to the frog?

Hop on.

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What did the driver say to the one-legged hitchhiker?

Hop in.

What's a rabbits' favorite book?

Hop on Pop.

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What do you get if you cross a frog with a decathlete?

Someone who pole-vaults without a pole.

What's green then turns red really quickly?

A frog in a blender