What did the bus conductor say to the frog?

Hop on.

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What's a rabbits' favorite book?

Hop on Pop.

How do you get a stranger to hop onto a bandwagon?

You poke 'em on.

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What kind of drugs to frogs take?

methamphibians.

Why frogs don't use Google?

They're angry since Froogle was discontinued years ago!