Because one egg is un oeuf.
He hires Santa's elves during the off-season.
It's all ovum now
Just say neaux.
French press
They grab the stack of un-signed adoption papers, stand on top of them, then proceed to change the light bulb.
One two three' cat, because 'Un deux trois' cat sank.
A Brexit
Coma-toast.
Au nevoir.
The French word for "cheese" is "fromage".