Why do French people only have one egg at breakfast?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

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What did the egg say to the other egg?

Have a eggsellent day.

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He hires Santa's elves during the off-season.

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So they can watch the battle

What did the French man say when he tripped down the stairs?

Eiffel.

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An un-in.

Why do the French only have one egg for breakfast?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

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Au nevoir.

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Why do the French only have one egg for breakfast?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

How many French eggs do you need?

One egg is un oeuf.