Why do French people only have one egg at breakfast?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

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Why can't an egg ever be in charge?

Because they crack under pressure.

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New Yolk

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How do French poodles greet each other?

A: Bone-jour.

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Enchantr."

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How many eggs do the French use in their omelettes?

Just one, because in France one egg is un oeuf.

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THE FEET, THE FEET, THE FEET!!!

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What did the yogi have for breakfast?

an lette

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Toast-tah-dahs!

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It isn't known, never tried.

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Why do most French recipes require only one egg?

In France, one egg is *un oeuf*

How many eggs do the French use in their omelettes?

Just one, because in France one egg is un oeuf.