Why do French people only have one egg at breakfast?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

Previous Random Joke Next

Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

Why are eggs so good at humor?

Because they have running yolks.

Why do the French make omelettes with only one egg?

Because in France one egg is un oeuf.

French Jokes More French Jokes

How do you say "I surrender" in french?

Bonjour"

How does french cheese expire?

From age

Un Jokes More Un Jokes

Why was the frog down in the mouth ?

He was un hoppy !

Why did the Frenchman not want two eggs?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

Breakfast Jokes More Breakfast Jokes

Why do the French only have one egg for breakfast?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

What does a pirate drink for breakfast?

Arrrrange juice.

French People Jokes More French People Jokes

Why can't French people count to 5?

Because there's a in the way.

What do French people put on really funny sandwiches?

LMAO

Un Oeuf Jokes More Un Oeuf Jokes

Why do the French make omelettes with only one egg?

Because in France one egg is un oeuf.

Why do French people only have one egg at breakfast?

Because one egg is un oeuf.