Why do French people only have one egg at breakfast?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

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Why do you only need one egg in France?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

What came first the egg or the Chicken?

the egg, of course. Isn't that what I just said?

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How do you say "I surrender" in french?

Bonjour"

What do the french call 4/20?

80

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Where does Napoleon live/Ou Napolon habite-t-il?

Dans un bon-apartement.

Which cat won the race?

A: The English cat. Un deux trois cat sank.

Breakfast Jokes More Breakfast Jokes

What did Freddy Mercury have for breakfast?

Bacon and AIDS (I'm so sorry Freddy)

What did the brain dead guy have for breakfast?

Comatoast!

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What do French people say after they've gone to the bathroom?

Au revoir poo poo

What do French people put on really funny sandwiches?

LMAO

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Why do most French recipes require only one egg?

In France, one egg is *un oeuf*

How many French eggs do you need?

One egg is un oeuf.