What do French people say when they don't want to see someone ever again?

Au nevoir.

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What did the cow say to the slaughterhouse worker?

You want some beef

Why doesn't cancer let anyone in a music store?

It doesn't want anyone to find The Cure.

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What smells of cheese and is filled with holes?

About 100 French people right now

Why are French guns the best to buy?

They've never been fired, and only dropped once.

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What do French people do when they don't have bottles of their favourite beverage?

They go to Cannes

Why do French people only have one egg at breakfast?

Because one egg is un oeuf.