What do French people say when they don't want to see someone ever again?

Au nevoir.

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Why did the black guy wear a tuxedo to his vasectomy?

If he was going to be impotent he wanted to look impotent.

Why did the cows cross the road?

They wanted to go to the mooo....vies

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Why am I scared of french pastry chefs?

They give me the crepes.

What do the French call artificial feet for cats?

Faux Paws

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Why don't French people smile in pictures?

The French word for "cheese" is "fromage".

What do French people put on really funny sandwiches?

LMAO