Why doesn't cancer let anyone in a music store?

It doesn't want anyone to find The Cure.

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Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road?

It didn't want to get stuck in any cracks.

Why did the mechanic go to art school?

Because he wanted to learn how to make a van go!

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Why did the lady at the bar slap the man next to her for stroking his mustache?

Because in between stroking it, he said "hello, let me clear you off a place to sit."

What is Oedipus Rex's Mom's favorite Elton John song?

Don't Let The Son Go Down On Me

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Why did the Naval Inspector fail the submarine?

Because he found it to be SUB-standard.

What's the best part about Dragon Ball Z?

Find out in the next episode of Dragon! Ball! Z!

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What did the Blind, Deaf man get for Christmas?

Cancer

What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas?

AIDS

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Why doesn't cancer let anyone in a music store?

It doesn't want anyone to find The Cure.

What do ya call a bunch of guys breaking into a music store and helping themselves to the stringed instruments?

A: Luters.

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Why aren't PhDs real doctors?

Because real doctors have cures.

What did the man in the "Race for a Cure" say to the three people beside him?

we're walking four abreast."