Why doesn't cancer let anyone in a music store?

It doesn't want anyone to find The Cure.

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What do you call it when an Eevee (Pokemon) evolves into what you want with no interruptions?

DirecTV (Say it aloud)

Why does my computer always ask me if I'm "sure" about stuff?

Yes, I want to delete my hard drive.

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What did the American WWI vet say to the angry German veteran?

Can't we just let Argonne's be Argonne's?

What do you want for breakfast?

Kids: EGGS! BACON! WAFFLES! CHOCOLATE CHIP PANCAKES! Me: Let me rephrase. Who wants toast

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How can you lift an elephant with one hand?

A. It is not a problem, since you will never find an elephant with one hand.

What do you do if you find a black mamba in your toilet?

Wait until he's finished.

Cancer Jokes More Cancer Jokes

What did the blind, deaf, mute girl get for Christmas??

Cancer.

What's the best way to get bubble gum out of your hair?

Cancer

Music Store Jokes More Music Store Jokes

Why doesn't cancer let anyone in a music store?

It doesn't want anyone to find The Cure.

What do ya call a bunch of guys breaking into a music store and helping themselves to the stringed instruments?

A: Luters.

Cure Jokes More Cure Jokes

Why did the University of Oklahoma researcher stay awake every night?

He was trying to find a cure for insomnia.

How did they cure the swine flu?

With oinkment.