Why doesn't cancer let anyone in a music store?

It doesn't want anyone to find The Cure.

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Why do husbands die before their wives?

They want to.

Why don't you want to win an award for Best Feline Sphincter?

Because it's a catastrophe :-) Yeah, ok, I'll be going now. EDIT: removed explanation.

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How many dead-heads does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They just let it burn out and follow it around for twenty years.

What is another term for ob gyn?

A Klingon! since obstetrician gynaecologist is too long, and OB GYN doesn't make sense ,lets call them Klingons

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What can you find in both medieval English castles and American art museums?

Norman Rock Wells.

Why has the Malaysian Government banned Cheese Boards?

Because people keep reporting they've found de brie.

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What is David Bowie's zodiac sign?

Cancer.

What's the best way to get gum out of your hair?

Cancer.

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What do ya call a bunch of guys breaking into a music store and helping themselves to the stringed instruments?

A: Luters.

What do you call a group of rioters attacking a music store?

Luters

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What's the cure for world hunger?

Food

How did the Mathematician cure his constipation?

He worked it out with a pencil.