Why doesn't cancer let anyone in a music store?

It doesn't want anyone to find The Cure.

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What do you say when you don't want anymore Heineken?

NeinIcant

Why do dentists only want to be awarded with paper certificates?

They hate plaque buildup.

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Why was Harry Potter hufflepuffed after his date with Hermione?

She wouldn't let his ravenclaw slytherin her Gryffindor.

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a small child?

Eric Clapton would never let a small bag of cocaine fall out of a window.

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Which web developer enjoys finding bugs?

A spider!

Why is it so difficult for women to find a man who is sensitive, caring, and good looking?

All of those guys already have boyfriends.

Cancer Jokes More Cancer Jokes

How did the muslim get cancer?

By smoking a lot of fags.

Why do SJWs like cancer?

Because it doesn't discriminate.

Music Store Jokes More Music Store Jokes

What do you call a group of rioters attacking a music store?

Luters

Why doesn't cancer let anyone in a music store?

It doesn't want anyone to find The Cure.

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How does a mathematician cure constipation?

How does a mathematician cure her constipation She works it out with a pencil.

How did the monster cure his sore throat?

He spent all day gargoyling.