Why doesn't cancer let anyone in a music store?

It doesn't want anyone to find The Cure.

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Why did the bald guy cut a hole in his pocket?

Because he wanted to run his fingers through his hair.

Why are aussie bogans and necrophiliacs the same?

They both want to crack open a cold one.

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When two bears asked a pastor to marry them in the forest, what did he say?

Hold on, let me get my bear rings."

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine &amp a small child?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window...

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Why was the Boy having trouble finding power in the Cul-de-sac?

There was no outlet

How does Sean Connery find his way to the toilet?

With a shat nav.

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What's the best way to get bubblegum out of your hair?

Cancer

What is the difference between cancer and a Brazilian?

Cancer evolves, a Brazilian doesn't.

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Why doesn't cancer let anyone in a music store?

It doesn't want anyone to find The Cure.

What do you call a group of rioters attacking a music store?

Luters

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What's the difference between eugenics and a charity marathon?

The second one's a race for the cure. Shamelessely stolen from .

Why doesn't cancer let anyone in a music store?

It doesn't want anyone to find The Cure.