Why doesn't cancer let anyone in a music store?

It doesn't want anyone to find The Cure.

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Why do they call them "S'mores"?

Because you always want another one!

Why did the engineer put a clock under his desk?

A: He wanted to work overtime.

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How's my life?

Let's just say I'm starting a lot of sentences with "let's just say".

What's a let down Chinese lobster called?

A crushed asian

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What's the deal with my laptop?

I'm sitting there typing and the battery drains, does this ever happen to you? So this little message pops up: Plug in or find another power source. Do you get that message? What other power source are they talking about? Well, I can't find that cable, so I'll go ahead and plug in to the hamster wheel generator I keep just in case. That's my other power source.

What did Spock find in the toilet?

Captain's log.

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What did the boy with no arms &amp legs get at the World Cup?

Cancer. ( )

What do you call a video game that gives cancer?

Tombr Aider

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What do ya call a bunch of guys breaking into a music store and helping themselves to the stringed instruments?

A: Luters.

Why doesn't cancer let anyone in a music store?

It doesn't want anyone to find The Cure.

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What did the man in the "Race for a Cure" say to the three people beside him?

we're walking four abreast."

How do mathematicians cure constipation?

They work it out with a pencil.