What did the boy with no arms &amp legs get at the World Cup?

Cancer. ( )

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Why can't Sally ride the swings?

Cause she doesn't have arms. Knock, Knock, Whose there Not Sally...

What has ten legs and nine arms?

Def Leppard

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What's the difference between a black person and cancer?

Cancer got Jobs

What does my jokes and cancer have in common?

Only my dad gets it.

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How many girls a boy need to shoot a school?

None.

Why did the boy close his eyes before opening the refrigerator?

He didn't want to see the salad dressing.

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Why should they have hosted the World Cup in a different country this year?

because a brazillian things could go wrong

What do Americans do immediately after winning the World Cup (Soccer)?

Turn off the Playstation.