What did the boy with no arms &amp legs get at the World Cup?

Cancer. ( )

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What do you call a black with no arms?

Trustworthy.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing?

Jimmy pushed her... Which is a shame because she was getting used to swinging without arms.

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How did the hour and minute hands of the clock get cancer?

Second hand smoking! My own joke that I've been meaning to put up for a while. Time to see how it goes haha.

What does Sally have?

Cancer.

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Why did the boy stand behind the horse?

He thought he might get a kick out of it!

What did the boy say when he had trouble using glue?

I'm stuck.

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How many South Americans are boycotting the World Cup final?

Brazilians

Why were India kicked out of the Soccer world Cup held in England in 1966 ?

A. Every time they were given a corner, they built a shop."