What did the boy with no arms &amp legs get at the World Cup?

Cancer. ( )

Why did the T-Rex's girlfriend leave him?

Because he said he only loved her this much (hold out t-rex like arms) Sorry this one requires a bit of a visual, but I thought you guys might like it

What do you call Mike Tyson without any arms?

Whatever you want

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What did the Blind, Deaf man get for Christmas?

Cancer

Why do SJWs like cancer?

Because it doesn't discriminate.

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What's the first rule here, boys?

Kid:Don't poop your pants M:I was gonna say "have fun" but...OK.

What happened when Justin Bieber went to Michael Jackson's house?

Nothing, Michael liked boys.

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How many people do you have to kick out of their houses to have a World Cup?

Brazilians!

How do you know when Mexico is playing in the World Cup?

Literally all gardening stops