What did the boy with no arms &amp legs get at the World Cup?

Cancer. ( )

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How much does Jesus love you?

Thiiiiiiis much. (Must be said while arms are raised out to side)

What do you call a person who is missing his left eye, left ear, left arm and left leg?

Alright.

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What did the Blind, Deaf man get for Christmas?

Cancer

How do you describe getting cancer on your resume?

As a real growth opprotunity

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What do you call a boy with no arms and an eye patch?

Names! -Bo Burnham

When the boy broke his knee, where did he go to get a new one?

At the butcher shop, where they sell kid-knees.

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How much did Adidas spend in advertising at the World Cup this year?

At least a brazillion dollars...

Why should they have hosted the World Cup in a different country this year?

because a brazillian things could go wrong