How does a tornado tell the time?

It checks the tornado watch.

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What did the vulture say when the airline agent asked if he wanted to check his luggage?

No, thanks, it's just carrion...

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You have to get out and check to see how bad your car is damaged.

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His lips are moving

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How does a tornado tell the time?

It checks the tornado watch.

What's the safest place in Dallas during a tornado?

The Cowboys stadium, the only place there'll never be a touchdown