How does a tornado tell the time?

It checks the tornado watch.

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Why did the redditor stand on a piece of fruit to check his weight?

BECAUSE HE WAS USING A BANANA FOR SCALE

What do you call attempting to jump to light speed before checking the Hyper Drive first?

A Wookie mistake!

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Why is it not a good idea to tell your parents about your failures while they are on an elevator?

It would cause them to be disappointed on many different levels.

How can you tell when a blonde is dating?

A: By the buckle print on her forehead.

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What do children think of the world?

I don't know, this is the first time I've logged onto Reddit, today.

What dog can tell the time ?

A watch dog !

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What does a black man and a tornado have in common?

It only takes one to ruin a neighborhood.

How can you tell if a tornado is stupid?

If it spins anti-cyclonically