How does a tornado tell the time?

It checks the tornado watch.

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What if the missing plane is still up there?

What " Did you check the sky "No." See, this is why you'll never advance, Kevin.

Where's the best place in Toronto to check out girls?

Broadview*

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How can you tell if someone's a redditor,in real life?

Ask them if they're on reddit. I'm sorry.

What did the hippie say when you told him to leave your house?

Namaste

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How many Capricorns does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: I don't waste my time with these childish jokes.

What did the musician say when he went back in time?

I'll be Bach.

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What does a blonde and a tornado have in common?

They both start blowing but in the end they take everything from you.

What's the difference between a tornado and a redneck divorce?

Nothing. Either way they're losing the trailer.