How does a tornado tell the time?

It checks the tornado watch.

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Why did Snoo not check out a library book?

Because he had already Reddit.

What did the vulture say when the airline agent asked if he wanted to check his luggage?

No, thanks, it's just carrion...

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My older brother always tore the last pages of my comic books, and never told me why.

I had to draw my own conclusions.

What did the fish say when it ran into the wall?

DAM! (airplane stewardess told me and had me on ground laughing)

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What is honeymoon?

ANSWER: That brief span of time between "I do" and "You'd better!"

What time does an Asian go to the dentist?

Toof Hurty.

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What does a tornado and a red-neck divorce have in common?

Either way someone's going to lose a trailer.

What's the difference between a tornado and a divorce in the South?

Nothing, someone's losing the trailer. -Robin Williams