How does a tornado tell the time?

It checks the tornado watch.

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Why is it so confusing to play chess with the British?

It's only check, mate

What bounces and makes little children cry?

My donation check to Feed the Children!

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What is every young ladys ultimate Disney fantasy?

To sit on Pinnochios face and hope he tells lies.

What do you tell someone you didn't see at New Year's Eve?

I haven't seen you for a year!

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What time did Sean Connery arrive at Wimbledon?

Around Ten-ish.

Why did the idiot have his sundial floodlit ?

So he could tell the time at night !

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How can you tell if a tornado is stupid?

If it spins anti-cyclonically

Which tornadoes are the most refreshing?

F5 tornadoes.