Why are protein shakes such loners?

They're whey isolate.

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What is it called when Michael J. Fox smokes a joint?

Shake N' Bake.

What have you tried so far?

Me: Everything IT guy: Me: I shook the mouse a few times and did some swearing

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What did one bodybuilder ask the other?

How much do you whey bro

How do we know that Greek yogurt's Greek?

Because it's whey strained.

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Why are proteins so cranky?

Because they're made of a mean ol' acids.

What do you call a Mexican bodybuilder who runs out of protein?

No Whey Jose.

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Why are protein shakes such loners?

They're whey isolate.

Why is Han Solo a loner?

Because he's solo.