Protein Jokes

What do you call a bodybuilding Mexican who's run out of protein?

No whey Jose.

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What is the opposite of a protein?

An amateur teen ( )

What do you call a protein that has anger management issues?

Amino acid!

Why are proteins so bad at poker?

They always fold.

What is the difference between a hormone and a protein?

You can't hear a protein. (Wait for it)

Why are protein shakes such loners?

They're whey isolate.

What do you call a Mexican bodybuilder who runs out of protein?

No Whey Jose.

Why are proteins so cranky?

Because they're made of a mean ol' acids.