What do you call a bodybuilding Mexican who's run out of protein?

No whey Jose.

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What do white people and fences have in common?

They both get jumped by Mexicans.

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a Pizza?

A pizza can feed a family of four. Im sorry if I've offended any pizzas.

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She kept running away from the ball

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What did the athletic trainer say to the body builder who was allergic to protein powder?

No whey."

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They're whey isolate.

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What do Mexicans say on their first day in America?

Jose can you see, by the dawn's early light...

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They didnt have any Jose to spray the water.

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Why are proteins so bad at poker?

They always fold.

What do you call a Mexican bodybuilder who runs out of protein?

No Whey Jose.