What do you call a bodybuilding Mexican who's run out of protein?

No whey Jose.

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What did the Mexican say when the house fell on him?

Ayyyy watch it homes!

What do you call Mexican potato chips?

Oles Potato Chips!

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Why can't anything be easy?

I moaned as my real-time handheld connection to all the world's information briefly ran slower than usual.

Why did Helen Keller stop cleaning her dishes?

She was running out of things to read.

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Why do the Kurds have no state of their own?

They didn't get their whey.

What did the athletic trainer say to the body builder who was allergic to protein powder?

No whey."

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What did the Mexican firefighter name his sons?

Jose and Hose B

Why are mexicans bad firefighters?

Because they cant tell jose from hose B

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What do you call a protein that has anger management issues?

Amino acid!

What is the opposite of a protein?

An amateur teen ( )