Why don't soccer players get hot while running?

Because they hve so many fans

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Why did the turkey get kicked out of the football stadium?

He tripped a fan

Why was it so hot in the stadium after the game?

Because all the fans left

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What did the recent KKK hit-and-run victim order at Starbucks?

A flat white.

Why did the marijuana addict lose the race?

He was running on fumes.

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What's the difference between a WWE wrestler and a soccer player?

A WWE wrestler will get up after faking an injury.

What does a terrorist and a soccer player have in common?

Mossack Fonseca.