He can't remember if he fired 5 or 6.
K9P.
Because he didn't start the fire.
dijon-vu mustard... (Sorry)
Well a joke that isn't funny, but still is because it isn't. If you know what I mean. These are kind of much easier to remember.
Student : Yesterday I heard in the news that 5 died in a car accident. DIE
Me: I helped 5: How Me: 5: Me: I read her the instructions
100$ bill.
Because 7 was a 6 offender.
Dude, I'd bankrupt you in a week. I'm just catchin Pokemon in your office."
They keep sticking their noses into everyone else's business.
Go Ahead Make My Day"