What has 6 eyes but cant see?

3 blind mice.

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Why was Star Wars shot Episodes 4, 5, 6, then 1, 2, 3?

Because in charge of directing, Yoda was

Why were Star Wars Episodes 4, 5, and 6 released before 1, 2, and 3?

Because in charge of scheduling, Yoda was.

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What's the best thing about an 8 year old in the shower?

You can slick her hair back and make her look 6.

Why was 5 afraid of 6?

Because 6 7 8! ...(in honor of May 4th Star Wars day)...

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What's a cats favorite song?

3 blind mice

What has 6 eyes but cant see?

3 blind mice.