A trifle!
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A lot. There were 3 movies.
Round of 16
A problem. What do you call when 3 terrorists are on the moon? A problem. What do you call when all the terrorists are on the moon? A solution.
because they lactose I don't know why I found this so funny! ready for the down vote to begin 3
He was high whisk.
Summer...Her name's summer.
He had a 2-2.
Mutated
Because they can't even!
Because he'd never have been able to find 3 wise men and a virgin.
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A sleepover at Michael Jacksons house
A blues musician plays 3 chords to audiences of thousands. A jazz musician plays thousands of chords to audiences of 3
The mathematician says "2" The Physicist says "2, plus or minus 0.1" The engineer says "Probably around 2, but let's say 3 to be on the safe side".
Made in China.
A slantelope.
Drunk men. Little children. Yoga pants.
Because he has 3 dead parents and Bruce only has 2
Three pirates
Whodyanik Abolokof
Santa stops at 3 ho's.
They couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin
The balls are for decoration!
They have 3 long strong legs.
36
Oh don't mind him, he's just the product of our times!
Because they couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin.
The finish line at the Boston Marathon.
Because in charge Yoda was.
Is it: A) memory loss A) memory loss Or 3) The Battle of Hastings
Because they can only count to 3.
Redhots, DumDums, and smarties.
Because they can't even.
3 blind mice
3: One holds the light bulb, and the other two spin the Chair.
3, and the rest are true stories.
Because they have 3 ehs in the name. C-eh-N-eh-D-eh
3
In the way!
The Boston marathon finish line.
Because you can't have a team with only 3 champions.
Well, well, well
Bilingual What do you call someone who speaks 3 languages? Trilingual. What do you call someone who speaks only 1 language? American.
Your mom can fit 3 people inside her comfortably!
Because they couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin.
Blender. How do you get them out? Chips.
Do you even, bro?
Dropping 2 scoops of ice cream. What's worse than dropping 2 scoops of ice cream? Getting a hand chopped off. What's worse than getting a hand chopped off? Getting both hands chopped off. What's worse than getting both hands chopped off? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Dropping 3 scoops of ice cream.
One. But it'll take 3 episodes, and Krillin dies.
He couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin.
You can only fit 3 fingers in a can of Copenhagen.
Because God couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin.
my girlfriend who's a high school teacher heard this from a student the other day) Q: What do you call a cow with 3 legs? A: Lean Beef Q: What do you call a cow with no legs? A: Ground Beef Q: What do you call a cow with 2 legs? A: Your mom
This guy
To catch a predator. Why do white girls walk around in groups of 3 and 5? Because they can't even! Why do white people have so many pets? Because owning people is not legal anymore Would love to hear more white people-specific jokes :) They seem to be really rare.
A centipede on meth.
A 69 with 3 people watching.
He counted 1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi, 4 Mississippi...
5. The other half is 3.
They both can't even.
They couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin.
They couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin!
Getting a right call.
3 if you don't use protection.
In all 3 cases, someone forgot to pull it out.
Triangull
1) The engagement ring 2) The wedding ring 3) The suffering
Santa stops after 3 Ho's
They both have 3 balls and 2 strikes.
What's 72? 69 with 3 people watching!
Tree fellas
There were 3 car accidents in Mexico 70 people died. What do you call a bunch of black people in a swimming pool? Coco puffs.
3 in 1
Take the F out of Free, and the F out of way and you'll have your answer.
Santa stops at 3 Ho's (sorry if it's a re-post)
Steal a chicken
Teacher: What do you mean Pupil: Wellup and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0
I can't even...
To see who shot his "paw."
Anxiety in 3...2...1... knock, knock *sigh* "WAIT A SECOND!" *mumbles* "I need to find pants."
A: You don't you see if you've got 3 condoms.
A. 3. 1 to find the bulb 1 to find a ladder and 1 to find a man.
About 3 IQ points
You walk him and pitch to the giraffe.
Lifeguard 2: Sad, I saw a bear in lake 1: How is that sad 2: He could bearly swim! 1:.. 2: He ate 3 campers
3: shouting I POOPED! "Do you know what a secret is " 3: whispering no.
ME: My first book is more books. F: What These aren't wish M: Second book's a TV.
He used base 3.
3. One to change the bulb and two to talk about how beautiful the turns were.
You can only fit 3 fingers in a bowling ball
not 1 not 2 not 3 not 4 not 5 not 6 not 7
They couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin.
Ebay.
Pregnant.
Not mine
Walk him and pitch to the rhino.
A: (Rude slang) Examples: What did the catterpillar say to the leaf ;3 "F*** you"
IUD
With carrots
Ralph Neighder!
At the bottom of the fifth the bags were loaded.
About three fifths.
Uranium gets to its half-life on time.
Illuminati and Half-Life 3 conformed.
New World Odor
Because now his watch has ended.
Boy explains his whole problem Girl: Oh, that's why you didn't notice my nail paint
Lean beef.
Lean Beef.
Take me to the airport.
Straight, No Chaser.
He was blowing off Steam
