Why wasn't Jesus born in Detroit?

Because God couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin.

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What do you call 3 Puerto Ricans, 1 Chinese Man, and 4 black guys?

A water sprinkler.

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Ebay.

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His Ex-Wife.

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God bless America.

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How do we know that Jesus wasn't born in Mexico?

Because he'd never have been able to find 3 wise men and a virgin.

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He couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin.

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Why are there so many black people in Detroit?

It's because they heard there was no jobs there.

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They don't.