Why wasn't Jesus born in Detroit?

Because God couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin.

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Why do they call the 3 musketeers.. musketeers?

Not one of them uses a musket =( justsayian

What has 100 legs and 3 teeth?

A centipede on meth.

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How do we know God likes condoms?

Because Adam was ribbed for Eve's pleasure

Why There is No Readhead in Hell ?

God does not punish twice.

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Why wasn't Jesus born in Washington DC?

They couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin

Why wasn't Jesus born in Puerto Rico?

He couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin.

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How can you tell if you're in Detroit or across the river in Windsor Ontario Canada?

Stand in the middle of the street. If someone yells, "hey, get out of the street" you're in the US. If they yell, "get out of the street, eh" you're in Canada

How did the sun die?

It went to Detroit.