Why wasn't Jesus born in Detroit?

Because God couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin.

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Why wasn't Christ born in Ireland?

Because they couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin.

What has 16 balls and 3 pubic hairs?

A sleepover at Michael Jacksons house

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Why does Martin Luther King like jam?

Because God bless America

What did the god of lightning say after working out for the first time?

I'm Thor

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Why did jesus not go to australia?

He couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin.

Why wasn't Jesus born in Washington DC?

They couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin

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Whats the worst part about a black out in Detroit?

All the pairs of floating eyes

What is the most confusing holiday in Detroit?

Labor Day.