Why wasn't Jesus born in Detroit?

Because God couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin.

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How do we know that Jesus wasn't born in Mexico?

Because he'd never have been able to find 3 wise men and a virgin.

What's the difference between a 3 figure and a 4-figure suit?

1 figure, literally and figuratively.

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What's the difference between God and fighter pilots?

A: God doesn't think he's a fighter pilot.

What do you think about the coming battle General?

God knows it will be lost. - Then why should we go for it - To find out who is the loser.

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Why wasn't Jesus born in Ireland?

They couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin.

Why did jesus not go to australia?

He couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin.

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Where do people in Detroit get their groceries?

They don't.

What are 5 "Ms" from Detroit?

GM, Eminem and Michael Moore.