Why wasn't Jesus born in Detroit?

Because God couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin.

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Why are people who suffers from insomnia so excited at the moment?

They only have to sleep 3 more times until Christmas

How does a Chinese family name their children?

They throw 3-9 pots and pans down a flight of stairs.

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How many atheists does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to actually change the bulb, and the other to videotape so Christians can't claim God did it.

What does the son of God do when he is the victim of medical malpractice?

Jesus

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Why did jesus not go to australia?

He couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin.

Why Wasn't Jesus born in Italy?

They couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin.

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What is the most confusing holiday in Detroit?

Labor Day.

How did the sun die?

It went to Detroit.