Because they heard there were no jobs there.
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It went to Detroit.
Detroitus
Because God couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin.
They don't.
Stand in the middle of the street. If someone yells, "hey, get out of the street" you're in the US. If they yell, "get out of the street, eh" you're in Canada
All the pairs of floating eyes
5 years.
Not being from Detroit.
I said, "Because we're still in Detroit."
The parrot says, "Detroit."
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Labor Day.
You hear a gunshot and see a bunch of black guys running
It's because they heard there was no jobs there.
Detroit
GM, Eminem and Michael Moore.
No one knows.
One is made of plastic and is very dangerous for little kids to play with. The other carries groceries.
Santa stops at 3 ho's
3's enough. Here's 2." and gives him 1.
Only one nights sleep til Christmas!
The get all you '90s references.
Labor day.
Antteneye !
Just in case he gets a hole in one!
Crucified.
Fart
Tequila, I'm looking at you.
The 4th grade.
The parrot says, "Africa! There are loads of them running around!"
Two parrots exactly the same!