Because they heard there were no jobs there.
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It went to Detroit.
Detroitus
Because God couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin.
They don't.
Stand in the middle of the street. If someone yells, "hey, get out of the street" you're in the US. If they yell, "get out of the street, eh" you're in Canada
All the pairs of floating eyes
5 years.
Not being from Detroit.
I said, "Because we're still in Detroit."
The parrot says, "Detroit."
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Labor Day.
You hear a gunshot and see a bunch of black guys running
It's because they heard there was no jobs there.
Detroit
GM, Eminem and Michael Moore.
Those who understand binary, those who don't, and those who weren't expecting a base 3 joke.
The finish line at the Boston Marathon.
He wanted to be published on Pork Avenue.
Because they don't want to be bagels.
Out of plaice.
They can't stand a Nickleback!
Mouse to Mouse resuscitation.
He made the World Trade Center disappear.
Run Berry, run!
Both are yelling at the same kid.
Labor day.
I'll be dammed.
You can run but you can't tide!
2016
I don't expect you to understand son, you are just a Cub"