Detroit Jokes

Why did all the Black people move to Detroit?

Because they heard there were no jobs there.

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How did the sun die?

It went to Detroit.

What do you call Detroit's trash?

Detroitus

Why wasn't Jesus born in Detroit?

Because God couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin.

Where do people in Detroit get their groceries?

They don't.

How can you tell if you're in Detroit or across the river in Windsor Ontario Canada?

Stand in the middle of the street. If someone yells, "hey, get out of the street" you're in the US. If they yell, "get out of the street, eh" you're in Canada

Whats the worst part about a black out in Detroit?

All the pairs of floating eyes

What is the difference between Detroit and Cleveland?

5 years.

What's the best thing about being a Cubs fan?

Not being from Detroit.

Why haven't you pulled over yet?

I said, "Because we're still in Detroit."

Where did you get him?

The parrot says, "Detroit."

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What is the most confusing holiday in Detroit?

Labor Day.

What do Detroit and the Olympics have in common?

You hear a gunshot and see a bunch of black guys running

Why are there so many black people in Detroit?

It's because they heard there was no jobs there.

Which American city did Japan ruin?

Detroit

What are 5 "Ms" from Detroit?

GM, Eminem and Michael Moore.

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Where do people in Detroit get their groceries?

They don't.