Whats the worst part about a black out in Detroit?

All the pairs of floating eyes

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Who was the best financier in the Bible?

Noah. He floated his stock while the whole world was in liquidation.

What doesn't float to the top when it dies?

A day old reddit post.

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Whats your biggest weakness?

I'm bad at taking compliments" "Actually that's quite endearing" *Leaps across table, punches him in throat*

Whats Orange and bad for your teeth?

a brick

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Why do golfers wear two pairs of pants?

In case they get a hole in one!

Why should you bring two pairs of pants when you golf?

In case you get a hole-in-one (stolen from some girl at school)

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What's the worst part about being a railroad conductor?

The training.

What do you call the bad part of Italy?

Spaghetto.

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What do blacks and apples have in common?

If they're not being sold on a farm they're hanging from a tree. Da ho, no I didnt.

How many blacks does it take to change a light bulb?

5/3. The same amount as for whites.

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What are 5 "Ms" from Detroit?

GM, Eminem and Michael Moore.

Whats the worst part about a black out in Detroit?

All the pairs of floating eyes