Whats the worst part about a black out in Detroit?

All the pairs of floating eyes

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What do you call a personal laptop floating in the ocean?

A Dell - Rolling In The Deep

What do you call a man with no arms &amp no legs... ...hanging on the wall?

Art ...floating in the sea Bob ...laying on the floor Matt ...down in a hole Phil ...sitting in a pot Stu ...

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Whats the difference between a preschool and a taliban camp?

I don't know man. I just fly the drones.

Whats a pirates favourite kind of wood??

Seeder

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Why did Joseph Goebbels own a pair of binoculars?

For proper gander purposes.

How do you divide old Rome?

Using a pair of Caesars.

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Why are these Facebook status updates so much more interesting than usual?

Oh, because this isn't Facebook - it's a mattress label. My bad.

Whats the worst part about dumping a Japanese girl?

Having to drop the bomb on them twice before they get it.

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How is Rihanna's boyfriend and power tools the same?

They're both Black and Decker.

Why do blacks keep on getting stronger?

TVs are getting heavier.

Detroit Jokes More Detroit Jokes

Why are there so many black people in Detroit?

It's because they heard there was no jobs there.

Which American city did Japan ruin?

Detroit