Whats the worst part about a black out in Detroit?

All the pairs of floating eyes

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Why was drug addicted Moses upset when he was floating down a river?

because he was in Da-Nile

How does one sink, that which floats?

How does one sync, that which floats Well, we type case the variable to make sure that both sides of the equation are of type, floats.

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Whats yellow and lives off dead beetles?

Yoko Ono.

Whats the difference between a genie and a genius?

A genie grants wishes, while a genius wishes for grants.

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Incase he got a hole in one. HEHE one of my favs. Whats your fav joke?

What's the difference between a pair of shoes and a ginger girl?

You try your best to keep your shoes from getting wet when you go to town.

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What's the worst part about going to the doctor's and finding out you have diabetes?

You don't get a lollipop afterwards :/

What is the worst part about being black?

You never know if your gums are bruised.

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What's a racist photographer's favorite hobby?

Crushing the blacks.

Why are all blacks fast?

A: The slow ones are in jail.

Detroit Jokes More Detroit Jokes

Why haven't you pulled over yet?

I said, "Because we're still in Detroit."

How did the sun die?

It went to Detroit.