Whats the worst part about a black out in Detroit?

All the pairs of floating eyes

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What happens when you drop a decimal point in water ?

it floats.

What kind of wood doesn't float?

Natalie Wood.

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At some point in its life, a baby will grow up and stop crying.

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Just in case he gets a hole in one!

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Its in case he gets a hole-in-one.

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Whats the worst part about a black out in Detroit?

All the pairs of floating eyes

How many blacks does it take to start a riot?

1

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Where did you get him?

The parrot says, "Detroit."

Why haven't you pulled over yet?

I said, "Because we're still in Detroit."