Whats a pirates favourite kind of wood??

Seeder

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How do you make seven even?

Take the s off.

Whats the V in DVD stand for?

Cuz if it were lying down it wouldnt make any sense. (first post to reddit, made up this joke today .. be kind)

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What did the pirate say to his sister?

Aye sis

What did the pirate say when he had a steering wheel down his pantaloons?

Arr! It's driving me nuts!

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What do you call a couple of Irish guys hiking in the woods?

Trail micks.

What happened to sneaking out and getting drunk in the woods?

Teenagers these days be all "I hate you mom I'm joining ISIS."