Whats a pirates favourite kind of wood??

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How do you get an elephant on a train?

You take the "S" out of sub, and the "F" out of way. Say it out loud

Where does a pirate keep his buccaneer' s?

Under his buccan-hat.

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Where's your buccaneers?

The pirate responds, "tucked inside my buck'n hat!!"

Why are pirates always angry when they go to the restroom?

Because they p-irate.

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What's the difference between sandpaper and a baby?

The sandpaper doesn't scream when I rub it's face on wood.

What is the worst kind of wood to have in your home around your kids?

Naughty pine