Why couldn't the Sailor steal other peoples work?

It was Pirated.

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

Why can't pirates recite the alphabet?

They keep getting lost at sea.

What do you call a pirate who solves mysteries?

A pirate aye!

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why are people who vape always trying to chase after bigger clouds?

More storage space.

What do you call a group of people addicted to Japanese drugs?

We abuse

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What's delaying the Polish space program?

A: Development of a working match.

What do you think Michael Hastings was working on before he died?

slowing down his car. ... ... shoutout to for this one.

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

What if I color on you?

What if I run a truck along your back Steal your toy Throw a ball Spit food at you - My toddler, wooing the dog

Why did the blonde try and steal a police car?

A: She saw "911" on the back and thought it was a Porsche.

Sailor Jokes More Sailor Jokes

Why are sailors so impatient when they get on land?

Because they're tired of waiting in the rhumb line.

Why do sailors give their wives a bouqet of ropes instead of flowers?

It's a bouqet of forget-me-knots.