It was Pirated.
Because they can spend years at sea.
Because they always steal doubloons
People usually thank you for giving them reddit gold.
Worst. Spy. Ever.
Oh, just living the dream. You know, that one where you forget to wear clothes to work.
Because of the culture!
The same middle name. (Shamelessly stolen from Cortana.)
Because they'll steal all the green cards.
Because the captain was sitting on the top of the deck.
Ba dum ship.
