Why couldn't the Sailor steal other peoples work?

It was Pirated.

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

What does a pirate pay for his corn?

A buccaneer!

How do pirates know that they exist?

They think, therefore they arrrr

People Jokes More People Jokes

How many livers do people have?

I want to make sure I have a backup before I put this thing on Ebay.

What do you call people pretending to be a ball?

roll playing im sry

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What's the reason my shower isn't working?

You have only one second to guess the answer. No pressure.

What song did the man who lived next door to a brothel sing on his way to work?

Hi ho, Hi ho, it's off to work I go!

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

Why don't people like to play uno with Mexicans?

Because they always steal the green cards....

What's the difference between a basketball player and a mexican?

Nothing, they both run, jump, shoot and steal.

Sailor Jokes More Sailor Jokes

What is the difference between a blind man and a sailor in prison?

One can't see to go the other can't go to sea.

What did one sailor say to the other on Dec. 7 1941?

There's a little nip in the air.