Why couldn't the Sailor steal other peoples work?

It was Pirated.

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

How much does a pirate pay for an ear piercing?

A buck an ear

What did the pirate say?

ayy ayy cap'n

People Jokes More People Jokes

When a dad drives past a graveyard: Did you know that's a popular cemetery?

Yep, people are just dying to get in there

What do people and pizza have in common?

If they're black, they can't feed a family.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why did the French chef quit working at the haunted restaurant?

He got crped out.

How about an app that keeps track of every working automatic paper towel dispenser in the world?

All seven or eight of them.

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

What did a police officer write in the criminal report, when they found a homey from the bottom of a lake, wrapped in 200 kg's of metal chains?

Offender stole more than he could carry by swimming

What do you call a Mexican that had his car stolen?

Carloss

Sailor Jokes More Sailor Jokes

Why are sailors so impatient when they get on land?

Because they're tired of waiting in the rhumb line.

What do you call a pirate that sells things?

A sailor.