Why couldn't the Sailor steal other peoples work?

It was Pirated.

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

What does a pirate call his idiot son?

A retarrrrrd

Why does the Pirate Wear Camouflage Underwear?

To hide his booty.

People Jokes More People Jokes

What do you call it when people line up well?

High queue-ality.

Why do some people think Python scripting is offensive?

Because white space matters. hehee

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What do you call a hypnotist that works with wealthy children during the summer?

an heir conditioner.

How do cheese strings work?

I started to laugh, but then I stopped. How do cheese strings work

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

What if I color on you?

What if I run a truck along your back Steal your toy Throw a ball Spit food at you - My toddler, wooing the dog

How long are you supposed to chase someone after your wallet gets stolen?

Because I'm tired of running and he's catching up....

Sailor Jokes More Sailor Jokes

How do you fit four sailors onto a barstool?

Turn the barstool upside down.

Why couldn't the sailors play cards?

Because the Captain was stood on the deck!