What do you call a Mexican that had his car stolen?

Carloss

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What do you get when you leave a dog inside a car when it's 100 degrees outside?

A hot dog.

What would call it if all the cars in the country were pink?

A pink carnation.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What'd the Mexican say when he was upset?

I don't want to taco bout it.

What do a Mexican and a cue ball have in common?

the harder you hit 'em the more english you get

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

Why are most reactionists black?

Because stealing is the only thing they can do.

What's the difference between a Southern wedding and a Southern tornado?

Nothing - either way someone's gonna lose a trailer *shamelessly stolen from Robin Williams

Carlos Jokes More Carlos Jokes

What did Carlos the fireman name his twin newborn sons?

Jose and Hose B.

How do you call a Mexican who lost his car?

Carlos.