What do you call a Mexican that had his car stolen?

Carloss

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Why do elephants prefer cars instead of motorcycles?

motorcycles don't have trunks

Why did the little boy drop his icecream?

Because he got hit by a car

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Why do Mexicans hate cooking pasta?

When they boil the water, they always have to add that *pinche* salt.

Why were there only 1000 people at the Million Mexican March?

They only had 2 trucks.

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Why do they call the day after Thanksgiving "Black Friday"?

Because everything is a steal.

What would you tell someone who is attempting to steal your cheese (hint: not "nacho cheese")?

Leave my provolone!

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What do you call a Mexican that had his car stolen?

Carloss

What do you call a guy that's lost his car?

Carlos