How about now?

Officer -Sir, get out of the car.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What type of car would Jesus drive?

A Chrysler

What's green and lays in a ditch while covered in cookie crumbs?

The Girl Scout that got hit by a car.

Officer Jokes More Officer Jokes

How is a woman who got her winter coat at Target similar to an officer on leave?

They both got their fur low.

Why, what happened, officer?

He wasn't white and that wasn't right, we found he was black, and that was whack, so we shot him in the back.