How about now?

Officer -Sir, get out of the car.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What do I look for in a car?

A sound-proof cabin so I can sing every rap lyric regardless of the neighborhood I'm driving through.

What do you get if you breed a Green Lantern, a car and an atheist?

Willing suspension of disbelief

Officer Jokes More Officer Jokes

Why did you arrest that doctor?

Officer: He was trying to take someone's pulse.

How is a woman who got her winter coat at Target similar to an officer on leave?

They both got their fur low.