How about now?

Officer -Sir, get out of the car.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What car do insects drive?

A Volkswagen automobile.

What did the car say when it's front wheels were stolen?

I don't want to go anywhere. I'm two tired.

Officer Jokes More Officer Jokes

Why did you tie a rope on that criminal?

Officer: You ordered me to get a line on the suspect.

What do you call a cop standing on dog poo?

Officer on doody.