Why did you tie a rope on that criminal?

Officer: You ordered me to get a line on the suspect.

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Tie Jokes More Tie Jokes

How do you always keep your shoes tied?

Replace the laces with earphones.

How do Germans tie their shoelaces?

In little knotsies....

Order Jokes More Order Jokes

What does he order?

Ein stein

Why were the people in twin towers upset?

They ordered pepperoni pizza but all they got was plane

Line Jokes More Line Jokes

Why are the streets of France lined with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade.

Why are Slavs always squatting?

what else is there to do while you're waiting in line?

Criminal Jokes More Criminal Jokes

When did the criminal get smart?

When the judge threw the book at him.

What do you call a horse that's a criminal?

A Zebra.

Officer Jokes More Officer Jokes

How high are you! ?

demanded the officer. "No Officer, it's "Hi, how are you "." replied the kid.

How is a woman who got her winter coat at Target similar to an officer on leave?

They both got their fur low.

Rope Jokes More Rope Jokes

How does a sloth hang itself?

By trying to jump rope.

Why did a footballer take a piece of rope onto the pitch ?

He was the skipper !

Suspect Jokes More Suspect Jokes

What did my roommate say when I asked him if he wanted to watch the movie The usual Suspects?

Is it about black people

How many 210 lb policemen does it take to throw a 140 lb suspect down 3 flights of stairs?

None, he fell.