Why did you tie a rope on that criminal?

Officer: You ordered me to get a line on the suspect.

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Tie Jokes More Tie Jokes

What did tie say to the hat?

You go on ahead, I'll hang around.

What do you call 10 Ethiopians tied together?

A raft

Order Jokes More Order Jokes

Why are you ordering so many drinks?

The dog responds, "I've had a ruff day."

When a waitress asks me if I want soup or salad, I always ask "who's in charge of tossing the salads here?

Then I frown & order the soup.

Line Jokes More Line Jokes

Whats long and black and hard to cut into?

The line at KFC

What was the last line in Anne Frank's diary?

Just a moment, someone's knocking on the door..

Criminal Jokes More Criminal Jokes

What do you call a criminal that cant see?

A macular degenerate.

What did Mr. Freeze call himself when he joined Batman's fight against criminals?

The Dark Knightrogen

Officer Jokes More Officer Jokes

What's the worst way to convince an officer who's pulled you over not to ticket you?

You can have my beer if you let me go."

Why did you ticket the computer?

Officer: It was speeding along the information highway.

Rope Jokes More Rope Jokes

Why do sailors give their wives a bouqet of ropes instead of flowers?

It's a bouqet of forget-me-knots.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree?

Cut the rope!

Suspect Jokes More Suspect Jokes

How many 210 lb policemen does it take to throw a 140 lb suspect down 3 flights of stairs?

None, he fell.

Why did the police arrest the Christmas goose?

They suspected it of fowl play.