Why did you tie a rope on that criminal?

Officer: You ordered me to get a line on the suspect.

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Tie Jokes More Tie Jokes

How do you always keep your shoes tied?

Replace the laces with earphones.

What's the difference between an Engineering student and an Arts student when tying their shoes?

The arts student gets a mark for it.

Order Jokes More Order Jokes

What do you call it when a man is given an order to take another man out lunch?

A MANDATE

Why were the people in the Twin Towers disappointed on 9/11?

They ordered 2 pepperoni pizzas, but all they got were 2 large plains.

Line Jokes More Line Jokes

What do you call fifty blondes lined up ear-to-ear?

A: A wind tunnel. #ThugLyfe

What's black and white stinks and hangs from a line?

A drip dry skunk.

Criminal Jokes More Criminal Jokes

What do you call a horse that's a criminal?

A Zebra.

Why are crime rates down in the US?

Because criminals keep turning themselves into police.

Officer Jokes More Officer Jokes

What do you call a cop standing on dog poo?

Officer on doody.

What's the hurry?

Me: Nothing officer - Just didn't want to slow you down. Cop: I was pulling you over. Me: Well I get that. Now.

Rope Jokes More Rope Jokes

What lands first?

The leaf, a rope stopped the emo.

How do you get a black man out of a tree?

Cut the rope.

Suspect Jokes More Suspect Jokes

Why did the police arrest the Christmas goose?

They suspected it of fowl play.

What did my roommate say when I asked him if he wanted to watch the movie The usual Suspects?

Is it about black people