Why is the Statue of Liberty a woman?

Because the head had to be empty in order to build a restaurant.

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When does a black person goes to school?

When it's being built!

How do you stop Iran from building a nuclear reactor?

Send them the Fine Brothers.

Restaurant Jokes More Restaurant Jokes

Where did the API go to eat?

To the RESTaurant.

What did the redditor do at the restaurant when he was done with his meal?

Tips waitress*

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Why do you have a pear on your head?

He replies, "It's not a peach, it's a plum!"

How do Polish dogs get bumps on their heads?

Chasing parked cars.

Order Jokes More Order Jokes

How does batman order his iced water?

Can I get that..Just ice"

Why was the dyslexic rabbit disappointed when he received the solid gold bar he had ordered via the internet?

He thought the ad said '24 carrots'

Statue Liberty Jokes More Statue Liberty Jokes

Why is the Statue of Liberty hollow?

Because she's really French, and the French have no GUTS!

How do you know the Statue of Liberty isn't French?

It doesn't have both arms raised. And yes I know the French manufactured the Statue of Liberty and gave it to the United States

Liberty Jokes More Liberty Jokes

What kind of tea did the American colonists want?

Liberty

What did King Kong say when he saw the Statue of Liberty?

Are you my mother