Why is the Statue of Liberty a woman?

Because the head had to be empty in order to build a restaurant.

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How do you stop Iran from building a nuclear reactor?

Send them the Fine Brothers.

How do you keep a blonde at home?

A. Build a circular driveway.

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Why is the Statue of Liberty a woman?

Because the head had to be empty in order to build a restaurant.

Whenever I get to a restaurant and they say there is a wait I say "do you know who I am?

because while I wait I like to be introspective

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Why couldn't the cat walk through the door?

it had a javelin through it's head.

I got hit in the head by a soda can, but it didn't hurt that much...

It was a soft drink.

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What did one ovary say to the other one?

What did one ovary say to the other one? "Did you order any furniture?" "No. Why?" asked the other. "Cause there's two nuts out there trying to deliver an organ."

What kind of pizza did they order on nine eleven?

2 large planes

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What does the torch represent in the hand of the Statue of Liberty?

The torch is a symbol of her inability to read in the dark.

Why is the Statue of Liberty a woman?

Because the head had to be empty in order to build a restaurant.

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What did the girl say when the Statue of Liberty sneezed?

God bless America.

Why does the statue of liberty stand in New York harbour?

Pupil: Because it can't sit down!