Why is the Statue of Liberty a woman?

Because the head had to be empty in order to build a restaurant.

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Why did the man build his house out of a tree instead of bricks?

Because he thought it wood look better!

Why was Orlando Bloom sad when he realised he wasn't able to build small toy houses?

Because he was Legolas.

Restaurant Jokes More Restaurant Jokes

Why did the soccer player have to ask for a bib at the restaurant?

Because he was Messi

What's the definition of a cannibal?

Some who goes into a restaurant and orders a waiter!

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What does the head of the Catholic Church used to buy goods online?

Papal

Why do Blondes wear padded shoulders?

A: So they don't get a concussion while bobbing their from head side to side as they are saying "I don't know " whenever you ask them a question.

Order Jokes More Order Jokes

What does he order?

Ein stein

Why do you never see a Teddy bear ordering dessert?

Cus they are always stuffed.

Statue Liberty Jokes More Statue Liberty Jokes

Why is the Statue of Liberty a woman?

Because the head had to be empty in order to build a restaurant.

What does the torch represent in the hand of the Statue of Liberty?

The torch is a symbol of her inability to read in the dark.

Liberty Jokes More Liberty Jokes

How do you know the Statue of Liberty isn't French?

It doesn't have both arms raised. And yes I know the French manufactured the Statue of Liberty and gave it to the United States

What kind of tea did the American colonists want?

Liberty