Why couldn't the cat walk through the door?

it had a javelin through it's head.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

Why did the dog go into the church?

The doors were open.

Who's there ! Ben ! Ben who ?

Ben knocking on this door all morning !

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What do you call a Greek guy walking down the stairs?

Con-Descending

What did one chicken say to the other after they walked through poison ivy ?

You scratch my beak and I'll scratch yours !"

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

How many lost cats walk by the telephone pole with their missing flier on it?

Just another reason to teach your cat to read.

What happens when you pet a cat in the opposite direction?

You rub them the wrong way

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Why did the masochist STOP hitting himself on the head with a hammer ?

Because it hurt.

What qualifies you to be a ninja?

Ninja: I just cut your head off. Boss: That's pr--*thump*

Javelin Jokes More Javelin Jokes

How is playing a bagpipe like throwing a javelin blindfolded?

A. You don't have to be very good to get people's attention.

Why couldn't the penguin turn around in the phone booth?

Because he had a javelin through his head.