Why couldn't the cat walk through the door?

it had a javelin through it's head.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

What do you get when you cross an atheist with a Jehovah's Witness?

Someone knocking at your door for no apparent reason.

How do you open a door underwater?

You swimming pull

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Who is that walking up my driveway?

Anxiety in 3...2...1... knock, knock *sigh* "WAIT A SECOND!" *mumbles* "I need to find pants."

Why can't a Christmas tree walk?

Because it ." "Ugh, that's so ."

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

Why did the cat put the letter "M" into the fridge ?

Because it turns "ice" into "mice" !

What do you call a cat sitting on the edge of a cliff?

A precipuss.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What do you get when you cross the CIA and the Republican Party?

Shot in the head in Dallas.

What was the point in making your car louder, bro?

Do you really want women to turn their heads and notice you drive a 1999 Honda Civic

Javelin Jokes More Javelin Jokes

What's black and white, and red all over. And cant fit through a revolving door?

A nun with a javelin through her.

What's black &amp white and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a javelin through her neck.