Why couldn't the cat walk through the door?

it had a javelin through it's head.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

Why are teachers always making answer keys?

So they can open doors of opportunity for their students.

Why is the door to heaven always open?

Because Jesus was born in a barn.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Why was the Japanese man so careful when walking in his house?

It was made of pranks.

What walks on two legs, but can't move forward?

Americans who voted for Hillary

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What does a cat say when its trapped in a box?

Let MEEEOOOOOOOOWWWWWWt

Why do neckbeard dentists love Cats the musical?

Because m'cavity.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What do you call a man with a shovel stuck in his head?

An ambulance because that is a serious medical emergency that requires immediate attention.

Why do ducks nod their head when they walk?

They're listening to duckstep!

Javelin Jokes More Javelin Jokes

What's black, white, red, and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a javelin through her head.

Why couldn't the penguin turn around in the phone booth?

Because he had a javelin through his head.