Why can't a Christmas tree walk?

Because it ." "Ugh, that's so ."

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When I walked to the register with the condoms the clerk asked "Would you like a bag?

I replied "No, she's not that ugly"

What do you call a radio that walks?

A walkie talkie.

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What did the disappointed smoker get for Christmas?

Clothes but no cigar...

What did the poor ghetto dweller get for Christmas?

Your bicycle.

Christmas Tree Jokes More Christmas Tree Jokes

What do you get when you cross a pig and a Christmas tree...?

A Porky-Pine

Why are Christmas trees like bad knitters ?

They both drop their needles !