Why can't a Christmas tree walk?

Because it ." "Ugh, that's so ."

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Why do some birds fly south for the winter?

Its to far to walk.

What walks on two legs, but can't move forward?

Americans who voted for Hillary

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What are Gene Wilder and David Bowie getting for Christmas this year?

Betty White.

What's Tarzan's favourite Christmas song?

Jungle bells.

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What do The Pope &amp a Christmas Tree have in common?

The balls are just for decoration.

Why can't a Christmas tree walk?

Because it ." "Ugh, that's so ."