Why can't a Christmas tree walk?

Because it ." "Ugh, that's so ."

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What do you call a smug prisoner walking down stairs?

A condescending con descending

What about a Walking Dead situation where she's a zombie?

Then I can bang other chicks "

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How is a Christmas tree like a man who's had a vasectomy?

They both have ornamental balls.

What do you call a search engine that sings Christmas songs?

Michael google.

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What do you get if you cross an apple with a Christmas tree ?

A pineapple !

What do Christmas trees and The Pope have in common?

A: Their balls are for decoration only