Why can't a Christmas tree walk?

Because it ." "Ugh, that's so ."

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What do you call a snarky criminal walking down stairs?

A condescending con descending.

What would the blind man say every morning when he walked past the fish market?

Good morning, ladies!"

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas?

GLOVES! Just kidding, he hasn't opened the box yet.

What song do you sing if you're not a fan of Christmas?

Sigh-lent night

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What do The Pope &amp a Christmas Tree have in common?

The balls are just for decoration.

What do The Pope & a Christmas Tree have in common?

The balls are just for decoration.