Why do New Zealand farmers now wear kilts?

Because the sheep have gotten used to the sound of zippers

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Why did the atheist go to church?

To use the Pokestop.

What kind of cheese do you use to entice a bear?

Camembert!

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What fabric is worn in Soviet Russia?

Linen

What's big and grey and wears a mask ?

The elephantom of the opera !

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What sound does a cow make?

Sssssssss....

What sound does a pubic hair make right before it hits the floor?

Ptui"

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What would New Zealand be called if it had a fascist government?

Not Zealand.

Why do New Zealand race horses run faster than other race horses?

They saw what happened to the sheep

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Why do Scotsmen wear kilts?

Because a sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

Why do Scottish men wear kilts?

Because their sheep can hear zippers.

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Why do Scots wear kilts?

Sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

What has 100 teeth and holds back a monster?

My zipper.

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Why do the Scottish wear kilts?

Sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away

Why do Scots wear kilts?

Sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.