What's the sound of a one-handed corpse clapping?

Dead silence. What's the sound of a one-handed zombie clapping? Undead silence. Thanks to my gaming group for those.

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Why don't they play poker in the savanna?

because there are too many cheetahs. Thank you i will be here all day.

Why thank you... are you single?

Girl: No, I am a dentist.

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What sound does a Chinese cat make?

Mao

What is the sound of one hand typing?

Fap-fap-fap.

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Who was that, your girlfriend?

Everyone laughs* NERD: "Nope. It was yours." *Dead silence*

What's the sound of a one-handed corpse clapping?

Dead silence. What's the sound of a one-handed zombie clapping? Undead silence. Thanks to my gaming group for those.